The Great Fresno Furnace of 2023: Counting Down the Days (That Felt Like Years)
Ah, Fresno. The land of endless sunshine and...endless sunshine. Especially in 2023, where the heat turned our beloved city into a sun-baked simulation of Tatooine. But hey, at least we can tan year-round, right? crickets chirp
But seriously, folks, how hot did it actually get? We all remember those days where stepping outside felt like opening the oven door on preheat. So, how many times did Fresno officially hit the scorching 100 degrees in 2023?
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| How Many 100 Degree Days In Fresno 2023 |
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Fresno wrestled with a toasty 18 days of 100-degree temperatures in 2023. That might sound measly compared to some of those record-breaking years (we're looking at you, 2021!), but let's be honest, even 18 days of that heat can make you crave a swimming pool...in the shade.
Wait, 18 days only? Weren't we melting all summer?
Yes, and no. While we may feel like we were dodging fireballs all season, 2023 actually started a bit slow on the heat wave front. Some folks even dared to utter the phrase "pleasant spring weather." Can you believe the audacity?
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Luckily, Fresno eventually embraced its fiery destiny, and those triple-digit days rolled in like clockwork (or maybe a broken thermostat?).
But hey, at least it wasn't worse, right? (Right?)**
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How to Survive Fresno's Summer Heat: A Crash Course
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Okay, so now that we've established 2023 wasn't all bad (compared to some years, at least!), here are some tips to keep you cool when the Central Valley heats up:
How to Channel Your Inner Fridge:
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- Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! Water is your best friend. Carry a reusable water bottle everywhere and pretend you're a trendy Instagram influencer (because staying hydrated is totally Insta-worthy)
- Dress for the desert, not the disco. Light, loose-fitting clothing is your jam. Forget the skinny jeans, this ain't the time to impress anyone with your fashion sense (your sweat will do that for you)
- Seek air conditioning like it's the Holy Grail. Libraries, malls, your rich friend's house with central AC - all fair game in the fight against the heat.
How to Keep Your Cool (Literally and Figuratively):
- Become best friends with your fridge. Stock it with refreshing fruits and veggies, and experiment with chilled soups and salads. Nobody wants a hot meal when they're already a walking puddle.
- Take advantage of the early mornings and evenings. Schedule outdoor activities for cooler times of the day. Nobody enjoys a midday hike that feels like a walk through Dante's Inferno.
- Invest in a good fan. A strategically placed fan can be a lifesaver (or at least make you feel like you're not slowly turning into a rotisserie chicken)
How to Avoid Becoming a Human Popsicle:
- Sunscreen is your BFF, no exceptions. The sun is relentless in Fresno, so protect your skin!
- Don't forget the hat! Shielding your head from the sun goes a long way in preventing heatstroke.
- Take breaks in the shade. Seriously, your body will thank you.
So there you have it, folks! A not-so-scientific breakdown of Fresno's fiery 2023. Here's to hoping next summer is a bit more...chill. (But knowing Fresno, that's probably wishful thinking.)
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