The Great Boston Gang Census: Counting Crews Without Getting Counted Out
Ah, Boston. City of baked beans, lucky charms, and...gangs? Maybe. But how many gangs are we talking about here? The answer, my friend, is shrouded in more mystery than a clam chowder recipe.
The Official Body Count (with a Pinch of Skepticism)
The Boston P.D. boasts a gang database listing a whopping 102 active gangs in 2021. That's a lot of crew names on hats, folks. But here's the thing: some folks reckon the definition of a "gang" might be a little loosey-goosey. Like, is a group of pigeons fighting over a discarded croissant a gang? Probably not (although that would be a hilarious documentary).
The Unofficial Count (According to Larry the Local Barber)
Now, Larry the barber down on Elm Street? He'll tell you a different story. Larry knows everyone and everything (or at least that's what he claims between trims). According to Larry, there's a gang on every corner – the "Daylight Donut Defenders," the "Sunday Strollers," you name it. Let's just say Larry might be including every group that shares a love for Dunkin' Donuts.
So, How Many Gangs Are There REALLY?
Truth is, it's tough to say for sure. The number probably falls somewhere between the official PD count and Larry's wild west imagination. But hey, that shouldn't stop you from enjoying a stroll through the Boston Common. Just keep your eyes peeled for...well, pigeons, mostly.
Gang FAQ: You Asked, We Answered (Kinda)
How to spot a gang member in Boston?
Easy! They'll be the ones wearing red bandanas...or maybe just a Red Sox hat.
How to avoid gangs in Boston?
Here's a tip: don't challenge pigeons to a croissant duel.
How to join a gang in Boston?
We highly recommend against it. There are much better ways to spend your free time, like perfecting your clam chowder recipe.
How dangerous are gangs in Boston?
Boston's a pretty safe city overall. Just use common sense and you'll be alright.
How to befriend a gang in Boston?
Again, not recommended. Maybe try joining a book club instead.
