Bills Mafia: Taking Over Miami, One Tailgate at a Time
So, you're wondering how many Bills fans are actually in Miami? Well, buckle up, because this is about to get wild.
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Miami? More Like Buffalomi, Amirite?
It's no secret that Bills Mafia is a force to be reckoned with. We've turned road games into homecomings, and apparently, Miami is the next stop on the Bills Mafia world tour. Last time I checked, the population of Buffalo had mysteriously doubled overnight. Or maybe it's just that a lot of blue and red jerseys suddenly appeared in Florida.
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Reports are saying that over 50% of the crowd at the Bills-Dolphins game will be Bills fans. Fifty. Percent. That's like playing a home game in enemy territory, but with better weather (and questionable fashion choices). Can you imagine the audacity of these people? Flying all the way to Miami, just to make the Dolphins feel like they're playing in Buffalo? It's almost impressive.
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How Did We Get Here?
Good question. It probably started with one brave soul who decided to wear a Bills jersey to a Miami Beach bar. Next thing you know, it's a full-blown invasion. And let's be honest, who can blame them? The beach, the drinks, and the chance to rub it in the Dolphins' faces? It's a winning combination.
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But seriously, how do this many people afford to travel for a football game? Are they all winning the lottery? Or maybe they're just really good at budgeting for chicken wings and beer. Either way, it's a commitment.
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What Does This Mean for the Dolphins?
Well, it's definitely not ideal. Playing in front of a hostile crowd can't be easy. But hey, maybe it will fire them up. Or maybe they'll just curl up into a ball and cry. Either way, it's going to be entertaining.
And for the rest of us? Free popcorn.
How to...
- How to survive a Bills Mafia tailgate: Bring earplugs, a strong stomach, and a willingness to party.
- How to blend in as a Bills fan in Miami: Wear your jersey, order a beer, and start chanting.
- How to annoy a Dolphins fan: Wear a Bills jersey.
- How to prepare for a Bills Mafia invasion: Stock up on beer, chicken wings, and blue and red confetti.
- How to enjoy the show: Grab a seat, relax, and enjoy the chaos.
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