Bills Mafia Takes Over Miami: A Population Explosion?
So, you're wondering how many Bills fans actually made the trek to Miami for the big game? Well, buckle up, because this is about to get wild.
Miami or Buffalo? You Decide
Let’s be honest, the Hard Rock Stadium probably felt more like Highmark Stadium yesterday. It was like a Buffalo snowstorm hit South Beach. Bills Mafia, you guys are the real MVPs of travel planning. I mean, who needs a passport when you have a blue and red jersey?
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52%? More Like 98%
Reports say around 52% of the crowd was Bills fans. But let’s be real, that number is probably closer to 98%. I've seen more snow in Miami than Dolphins jerseys. It was like a Bills home game, but with palm trees and ocean breezes.
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Dolphins Fans, Where Art Thou?
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I'm starting to think the Dolphins might have outsourced their fan base to a petting zoo. Or maybe they were all too scared to show up. I mean, facing Bills Mafia in their own backyard? That's like challenging a grizzly bear to a wrestling match.
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Tailgating: A Buffalo Institution
The real question is: how many Bills fans were tailgating in the parking lot? Because that number is probably higher than the actual stadium attendance. I heard they ran out of beer and chicken wings before kickoff. That’s a serious accomplishment.
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Bills Mafia: The Eighth Wonder of the World
You gotta hand it to them, Bills Mafia is a force to be reckoned with. They turned Miami into a Bills stronghold. I'm starting to think Buffalo should just claim Florida as their 51st state.
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How To... Bills Mafia Edition
- How to survive a Bills Mafia tailgate: Bring layers, earplugs, and a strong stomach. Oh, and don't wear Dolphins gear.
- How to become a honorary Bills fan: Just start yelling "Bills Mafia!" really loud and enjoy the free chicken wings.
- How to plan a Miami vacation as a Bills fan: Book your flights and hotel early, pack your blue and red, and be prepared to party.
- How to deal with Dolphins fans after a Bills victory: Just laugh and point at the scoreboard.
- How to ensure a Bills Mafia takeover at the next away game: Spread the word, buy tickets, and bring your A-game enthusiasm.
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