Bridge Over Troubled Waters (and Bodies)
So, you want to know how many bodies were fished out of the Patapsco River after that whole Baltimore bridge fiasco? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is a tale as murky as the river itself.
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| How Many Bodies Have Been Recovered From The Baltimore Bridge Collapse |
A Bridge Too Far?
Let's rewind a bit. It was March 26th, 2024, a day that will forever be etched in Baltimore's history as the day the Francis Scott Key Bridge decided to take a swan dive into the river. Eight poor souls were working on the bridge when a rogue cargo ship, named Dali (seriously, that's the kind of name you give a ship destined for drama), decided to give it a friendly nudge.
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Body Count: The Numbers Game
Now, you'd think counting bodies would be a straightforward affair, right? Wrong. This is bureaucracy we're talking about, people. As of May 2nd, 2024, the official body count stood at five. Five poor souls who didn't get to enjoy a nice, peaceful retirement.
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But wait, there's more! Two people managed to escape the watery grave, which is pretty miraculous considering the circumstances. And one unlucky stiff is still missing in action. So, the grand total of people involved in this aquatic adventure is eight. Math, amirite?
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A Delicate Situation
Finding bodies in a river is like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of rusty metal and the needle is, well, you know. It's been a delicate and painstaking process, to say the least. The salvage crews have been working tirelessly to recover the remains of the bridge and, unfortunately, the remains of the people who were on it.
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So, there you have it. A brief overview of the body count from the Baltimore bridge collapse. It's a sad story, but it's important to remember the victims and their families.
How To...
- How to avoid becoming a bridge collapse statistic: Stay away from bridges under construction, especially if there's a giant cargo ship nearby.
- How to become a salvage expert: Start practicing your underwater welding and crane operation skills.
- How to count to five: One, two, three, four, five. You're welcome.
- How to feel sympathy: Imagine yourself in the shoes of the victims' families.
- How to support the recovery efforts: Donate to local charities or volunteer your time.
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