Bridge Over Troubled Waters (and Bodies)
So, you want to know about the body count on that Baltimore bridge, huh? Well, buckle up, because this is a story that's as dramatic as a soap opera, but with less crying and more heavy machinery.
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A Bridge Too Far?
Let’s rewind a bit. It all started when a big, mean cargo ship decided to play bumper cars with a bridge. And not just any bridge, mind you, but the Francis Scott Key Bridge. The one that's basically Baltimore's equivalent of the Golden Gate Bridge, only with less fog and more potholes (apparently).
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The result? A splashdown for eight poor construction workers who were just trying to do their jobs and fill some darn potholes. Talk about bad luck!
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Body Count: A Tale of Two Numbers
Now, the juicy part: the bodies. As of now, all six workers who tragically lost their lives have been recovered. That’s right, folks, a full house. It was a long and arduous process, and our hearts go out to the families and friends of the victims.
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But here’s the kicker: there were eight workers in total. So, where are the other two? Well, that’s where the mystery deepens. Two workers were miraculously rescued from the icy waters. So, we’re left scratching our heads wondering about those missing two. Did they find a secret underwater lair? Are they planning a superhero comeback? Or did they simply vanish into thin air? The world may never know.
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The Search Continues
The search for the missing two is ongoing. Divers, drones, and even psychic mediums (probably) have been deployed to find any trace of them. The authorities are determined to bring closure to this tragic incident, even if it means using every tool in the book, or the ocean, as the case may be.
How To...
- How to avoid becoming a bridge collapse statistic: Stay away from bridges that look like they've seen better days. And maybe avoid working on them when there's a giant ship nearby.
- How to become a marine archaeologist: If you're fascinated by underwater mysteries, this might be your calling. Just remember to bring a good flashlight.
- How to support the families of the victims: Donations to a relief fund can make a real difference. Every little bit helps.
- How to build a bridge that won't collapse: Hire a good engineer. And maybe avoid putting it in the path of giant ships.
- How to deal with the fear of bridges: Face your fears head-on! Or take the long way around. Your call.
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