The Great Boston Market Mystery: Are They Extinct or Just Playing Hide and Seek?
Ah, Boston Market. The land of rotisserie chicken dreams, mac and cheese mountains, and that weird cranberry sauce that somehow divides families. But lately, there have been whispers on the wind (or maybe just concerned tweets) about the fate of this beloved chicken chain. Are Boston Markets going the way of the dodo?
Fear not, my fellow carb-loading comrades! While it's true that Boston Market has seen its fair share of struggles, they're not quite ready to join the dinosaurs just yet.
Gone But Not Forgotten: The Boston Market Body Count (Kind Of)
Here's the thing: Boston Market definitely went through a rough patch. We're talking major closures. Like, "your childhood happy meal spot is now a yoga studio" closures. Reports in May 2024 suggested there were only around 27 Boston Markets left clinging on for dear life.
But wait! There's a plot twist juicier than their rotisserie chicken (and that's saying something). Other sources claim there are actually over 300 still out there. So, what's the deal?
The Boston Market Schrodinger's Restaurant: Alive and Dead at the Same Time?
The truth, as with most things in life, is probably somewhere in between. Boston Market might be a bit of a ghost town compared to its former glory, but there are definitely some holdouts keeping the rotisserie dream alive.
Here's the thing to remember: Boston Markets are like those comfy sweatpants you refuse to throw out even though they have a questionable stain. They're not the trendiest option, but they're reliable and, let's be honest, delicious.
So, How Screwed Are We for Our Next Rotisserie Chicken Fix?
Not screwed at all! There's a good chance you can still find a Boston Market lurking in your area. Just don't be surprised if it looks a little lonely.
Here's a handy dandy tip: Their website (
Boston Market: FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, Not Frequently Asked Existential Dread)
How to find the nearest Boston Market?
Use their store locator on the website:
How to mourn the loss of your local Boston Market?
Pour one out for your fallen friend (a gravy boat filled with mac and cheese would be appropriate).
How to cope with the existential dread of a Boston Market-less world?
Therapy might be a good option. Or, you know, just roast a chicken at home.
How to convince Boston Market to open a location in your town?
Start a petition. Flood their social media with compliments about their cranberry sauce (they might be confused, but desperate times...).
How to make your own rotisserie chicken at home?
There are plenty of recipes online! Just be prepared for slightly less delicious (and way more effort) results.
