The Burning Question: How Many Boston Pizzas Can One Province Handle? (Spoiler Alert: B.C. Crushes It)
Ever cruised down the highway, stomach growling like a grizzly bear with a case of the munchies, and slammed on the brakes at the glorious sight of a red-roofed beacon - a Boston Pizza? Same. Those places are national treasures, offering a haven of cheesy goodness, endless wing combos, and that one server who always remembers your order (bless them).
But with so many locations scattered across the great white north, a question naturally arises: just how many Boston Pizzas are gracing the beautiful province of British Columbia?
Brace yourselves, pizza pilgrims, because the answer might surprise you...
There are, wait for it... a whopping 55 Boston Pizzas in British Columbia! That's right, folks, enough pepperoni paradises to satisfy every craving from Victoria's charming inner harbor to the majestic peaks of Whistler.
But is 55 enough? That, my friends, is a philosophical question for another day. What we do know is that B.C. boasts the third-highest concentration of Boston Pizzas in the entire country, proving their love affair with the brand runs deep.
Fun Fact: Did you know that Boston Pizza actually got its start in Canada, not Boston? Yep, those sneaky Canadians have been pulling the wool over our eyes with delicious pizzas since 1964!
So You Want to Conquer All 55 B.C. Boston Pizzas? We Got You Covered.
Feeling ambitious and craving a serious case of the meat sweats? Here's a quick battle plan for your epic Boston Pizza odyssey:
- Phase 1: The Great Gastronomic Grouping. Divide B.C. into regions (think Lower Mainland, Vancouver Island, etc.) and tackle them one by one. This way, you won't be driving across the province for a single slice (we all know gas prices are rough these days).
- Phase 2: The Art of the Appetizer. Don't underestimate the power of the appetizer menu. Sharing plates and wings are your friend, allowing you to strategically sample more pizzas without needing a stretcher to get you home.
- Phase 3: Embrace the Doggie Bag. There's no shame in leftovers. Embrace the doggie bag and conquer those remaining slices the next day.
Remember: Pace yourself, adventurers! This is a marathon, not a sprint.
Frequently Asked Questions: Your Boston Pizza B.C. Conquest Awaits
How to find a Boston Pizza near me?
Easy! Head to the Boston Pizza website or app and let the magic of geolocation work its wonders.
How can I plan my epic Boston Pizza B.C. road trip?
Mapping apps are your BFF! Plot your course, factor in gas station stops (because hangovers and road trips go hand-in-hand), and maybe schedule some scenic detours for good measure.
How do I avoid Boston Pizza burnout?
Variety is the spice of life (or should we say, the pepperoni on the pizza?). Mix things up by trying different menu items. Boston Pizza offers pastas, salads, and even some healthier options (wink wink).
How will I survive the inevitable food coma?
Plan for post-pizza relaxation. Pack some comfy clothes, cue up your favorite tunes, and embrace the glorious nap that awaits.
How much fun will I have conquering all 55 B.C. Boston Pizzas?
A metric ton. Get ready for an adventure filled with cheesy goodness, laughter, and memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until your next Boston Pizza craving hits).
