The Great Vegas Buffet Massacre: A Tragicomedy in Portions
Ah, the Las Vegas buffet. A legendary symbol of excess, a battlefield where gluttony and value collided in a glorious, messy free-for-all. But fear not, fellow travelers, for rumors of the buffet's demise have been greatly exaggerated... mostly.
They Came, They Saw, They Conquered (All the Crab Legs)
Las Vegas buffets were once as plentiful as slot machines on the Strip. We're talking mountains of prime rib, oceans of shrimp, and enough desserts to feed a small army. It was a glorious time, a time when dreams were made of sugar and all-you-can-eat sushi.
But then came the whispers... the rumors... the tragic truth. One by one, our beloved buffets began to shuffle off this mortal coil, replaced by fancy food halls and overpriced celebrity chef restaurants. A moment of silence, please, for the dearly departed Carnival World Buffet at Rio, your seafood selection will be sorely missed.
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So, How Many Buffets Are Left? Don't Panic! (Yet)
Here's the skinny: the Las Vegas Strip, once a buffet paradise, has slimmed down to a mere eight remaining contenders. Eight! That's like a baker's dozen without the extra love.
The Last Eight: A Field Guide for the Discerning Glutton
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But fear not, adventurous eaters! Those eight remaining bastions of plenty still offer a smorgasbord of delights. We're talking:
- The High Rollers: The Bacchanal at Caesars Palace and The Buffet at Bellagio - think fancy presentations, premium ingredients, and a price tag to match.
- The OG Vegas Vibe: The Buffet at Excalibur and Circus Buffet at Circus Circus - classic Vegas buffets with all the expected fixings, at a more wallet-friendly price.
- The Wildcard Bunch: The rest, my friends, offer a unique blend of cuisines and themes. Dive into the international bounty of Wicked Spoon at the Cosmopolitan or savor the deliciousness of The Buffet at Wynn Las Vegas.
Important Note: Be sure to check prices and menus before you go, as some buffets have changed their format since the pandemic.
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Vegas Buffet FAQ: Your Questions Answered (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to find the best buffet deals?
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
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Many buffets offer discounts for players club members or online reservations. Do your research, my friend!
How to pace yourself at a buffet?
Small plates, people! Small plates. Savor the flavors, don't conquer the mountain.
Tip: Pause, then continue with fresh focus.
How to avoid food coma?
Plan your attack! Start with lighter options like salads and soups, then graduate to the heavier stuff. And for the love of all things holy, pace yourself!
How to choose the right buffet for your group?
Consider your budget and your taste buds. Fancy and expensive? Family-friendly and affordable? There's a buffet for everyone (well, almost everyone).
How to deal with the inevitable post-buffet regret?
Hydrate! Take a walk! Forgive yourself. You're in Vegas, baby! Everything is forgiven (until your next buffet adventure).
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