The Great Baltimore Bridge Car Conundrum
So, you want to know how many cars were on the Baltimore bridge when it decided to take a swan dive into the Patapsco River? Well, buckle up, because this is a mystery that's as deep as the river itself.
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The Great Car Census
Let's be honest, counting cars on a bridge is about as fun as watching paint dry. Unless of course, you’re a particularly enthusiastic traffic engineer with a penchant for spreadsheets. But even then, trying to figure out the exact number of cars on a bridge at the exact moment it collapses is like trying to find a needle in a haystack full of underwater cars.
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The Numbers Game
Some reports say seven cars plunged into the drink. Others swear it was more like a dozen. And then there are those conspiracy theorists who insist it was actually a fleet of alien spaceships disguised as cars. Personally, I'm leaning towards the alien theory. It explains a lot, really. Like why the bridge collapsed in the first place.
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The Unanswered Questions
Unfortunately, we may never know the exact number of cars that took an unexpected swim. The bridge was kind enough to take them on a watery adventure, but it forgot to leave a detailed passenger manifest. So, unless there’s a secret underwater camera crew who captured the whole thing (and has a really good angle), we might be left guessing.
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How to Handle a Bridge Collapse
While we can't help you with the exact car count, we can offer some advice on how to handle a bridge collapse:
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- How to avoid being on a collapsing bridge: This one's easy. Don't be on a collapsing bridge.
- How to swim in a car: Not recommended. Cars are not designed for aquatic adventures.
- How to find a new bridge: Use a map or GPS. Or a friendly dolphin.
- How to deal with the trauma of watching a bridge collapse: Seek professional help or watch cat videos.
- How to become a bridge inspector: Get a degree in civil engineering and a really good pair of binoculars.
So, there you have it. The great Baltimore bridge car conundrum remains unsolved. But hey, at least we had some fun trying to figure it out.
Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. Please don't try to count cars on a bridge, especially if it looks like it might be about to collapse.
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