Fresno: Can You Dig It (This Heat, We Mean)?
Ah, Fresno. Land of sunshine, raisins, and apparently, a whole lot of triple-digit temperatures. We all know Fresno gets toasty, but just how toasty are we talking? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the fiery depths of Fresno's heatwave history.
The Great Fresno Inferno: Counting the Scorchers
Unfortunately, I can't tell you exactly how many days Fresno has been scorching this year without a magic heatwave-counting machine (patent pending). But fret not, fellow Fresnoans (or anyone who enjoys slightly-melty facts)! We can look at some past scorchers to get a sense of things.
- Hold My Beer: Apparently, 2021 was a real doozy. We're talking a scorching 69 days where the temperature hit 100 degrees or higher. That's basically two months of sweating through your clothes just walking to the mailbox.
- 2022 Was Toasty Too: Last year wasn't much cooler, with a sizzling 65 days reaching the century mark. Looks like Fresno might need to invest in some industrial-strength ice packs.
But Wait, There's More! A Glimpse into Fresno's Fiery Future
Predicting the future is a tricky business, especially when it comes to Mother Nature's mood swings. That said, based on past trends, it's safe to say Fresno will likely see its fair share of 100-degree days this summer.
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So, how hot will it get?
Only time (and the weatherman) will tell. But one thing's for sure: staying hydrated and cranking up the AC are going to be key to surviving Fresno's fiery summer.
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Fresno Heatwave FAQ
Got questions about surviving the Fresno inferno? We've got (slightly sweaty) answers!
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How to beat the Fresno heat?
- Stay hydrated (water is your friend, people!)
- Seek air conditioning (libraries are your cool escape pod)
- Wear loose, lightweight clothing (ditch the denim)
- Avoid strenuous activity during peak heat hours (siesta time!)
- Blast summer-y tunes (because why not?)
How to tell if you're overheating?
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Headache, dizziness, excessive sweating – all signs it's time to cool down.
How to stay cool while sleeping?
Cold shower before bed, light sheets, and a fan are your best friends.
How to keep your pets cool?
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Lots of fresh water, shady spots to hang out, and maybe a kiddie pool (bonus points for pool toys).
How to make the most of a Fresno heatwave?
Embrace the popsicle, have a water balloon fight, and pretend you're living in a desert adventure movie (because, well, kind of).
Stay cool, Fresno! And remember, even the hottest days can't melt your sense of humor (or at least distract you with sweat-induced hallucinations).
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