The Great Denver Rain Conspiracy: Did it Actually Rain, or Are We All Living in a Sprinkler Mishap?
Ah, Denver weather. It's a fickle beast, capable of delivering sunshine one minute and dumping a surprise snowstorm on your unsuspecting head the next. But lately, there's been a persistent rumor swirling around the Mile High City: has it rained every single day?
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Hold on to Your Umbrellas (Unless They've Already Rusted Shut)
Let's be honest, Denverites. We haven't exactly been blessed with sunshine lately. It feels like we've been living in a perpetual car wash, with rain clouds permanently parked over our heads. But have we truly reached peak drizzle?
Here's the thing: Unfortunately, I can't access classified weather intel (cough conspiracy cough). However, some trusty weather websites (cough not a government cover-up cough) suggest it might not be raining every single day.
Gasp! But My Basement is a Mermaid Convention!
Look, even the most sophisticated weather stations can be fooled by a rogue sprinkler or a particularly enthusiastic car wash. Maybe that's why some sites seem to be mum on the exact number of rainy days.
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But fear not, fellow Denverians! Here at Totally-Not-a-Government-Weather-Monitoring-Agency (T-N-G-W-M-A for short), we're dedicated to bringing you the truth (or at least a healthy dose of humor) about the Denver downpour.
We're currently conducting a highly scientific, totally-not-made-up survey. Just look outside your window and answer this one simple question:
- Is it raining? (Yes/No/Maybe it's just tears from all this rain)
Based on your totally real and unbiased responses, we'll get to the bottom of this Denver deluge... eventually.
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FAQ: You Ask, We Kinda Answer (Because Science is Hard)
How to build a moat around your house?
Ditch the moat, friend! Invest in a good raincoat and some waterproof boots.
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How to convince my goldfish he can't live in the street now?
QuickTip: Reading regularly builds stronger recall.
Let's just say "bigger pond" dreams might need some adjusting.
How to determine if your neighbor's pool is actually a public reservoir?
The answer lies in the number of inflatable pool toys. More than 3 = Public Service Announcement.
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
How to politely ask the rain to go take a vacation?
We recommend interpretive dance and raincoats with positive affirmations.
How to find the lost city of Atlantis under all this water?
Start with your basement. Seriously, who knew Denver had a basement river system?
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