Fort Worth in 2023: A Scorcher of a Year, or Were We Just Whinin'?
Ah, 2023 in Fort Worth. A year that brought us rodeos, Whataburger gravy fries, and enough heat to make a fire ant reconsider its life choices. But just how hot did it actually get?
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The Numbers Don't Lie (But They Might Make You Sweat)
According to the National Weather Service, Fort Worth in 2023 experienced a whopping 55 days where the temperature soared over 100 degrees Fahrenheit. That's right, folks, 55 days of feeling like you're trapped in a convection oven set to "broil."
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Now, some folks might say, "That ain't so bad!" But for those of us who value the ability to step outside without instantly resembling a melted popsicle, well, let's just say it was a character-building summer.
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A Summer of Dodging Sunburns and Power Outages
Here's a glimpse into what those 55 days felt like:
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- Wildlife: Birds switched to singing heavy metal because chirping just seemed too high-effort in that heat.
- Fashion: Tank tops became the new formal wear.
- Electricity Bills: Cried more than a rom-com marathon.
- Lawns: Turned into a lovely shade of beige (because, you know, watering restrictions).
But hey, at least we got a great tan, right? (Right? ...Anyone?)**
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So You're Saying We Should Prepare for Another Melter in 2024?
Maybe, maybe not. Weather forecasters are a fickle bunch, one minute predicting a polar vortex, the next promising a summer breeze. But one thing's for sure: Fort Worth knows how to handle the heat.
Here's a tip: Stock up on sunscreen, good ol' fashioned sweat towels, and a healthy sense of humor. Because let's face it, sometimes you just gotta laugh to keep from crying (or melting).
FAQ: How to Survive a Fort Worth Summer
You brave souls venturing into the fiery heart of Texas might be wondering: How do I survive a Fort Worth summer? Fear not, for we have some sage advice:
- How to stay cool: Air conditioning is your best friend. If that fails, a kiddie pool filled with ice might do the trick.
- How to dress: Think breathable fabrics and hats. Leave the leather jacket at home (unless you're auditioning for a superhero movie set on the sun).
- How to stay hydrated: Water is your lifeblood in this heat. Invest in a reusable water bottle and become best friends with the nearest water fountain.
- How to avoid power outages: Keep your fridge stocked with essentials (like popsicles!), just in case.
- How to have fun: Head to the pool, grab some ice cream, or take a night swim (just be safe, folks!). Remember, summer is for enjoying, not just enduring.
So there you have it, folks. A lighthearted look at Fort Worth's fiery summer of 2023. Here's to hoping 2024 brings a little more breeze and a little less "hold my beer, I'm gonna fry an egg on the sidewalk" heat.
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