Denver in 2022: More Sizzle Than Steak? A Deep Dive (Kind Of) into Denver's Hot Streak
Ah, Denver. The Mile High City, known for its stunning mountain views, craft breweries, and...well, scorching summers in 2022. Buckle up, because we're about to take a hilarious (hopefully) trip down memory lane (or should we say, sunburn lane) to explore just how hot things got last year.
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| How Many Days Over 90 Degrees In Denver 2022 |
How Hot Did It Get? We're Talking Inferno-Lite, Not Quite Hades-Level
Here's the sizzling truth: Denver hit a scorching 67 days of 90 degrees or higher in 2022. That's enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk (don't try this at home, folks) and leave you yearning for a personal-sized glacier.
For comparison: The average year in Denver only sees around 46 days hit the 90-degree mark. So, yeah, 2022 cranked the thermostat way up.
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Did it break any records? Almost! 2022 claimed the third-place trophy for the most 90-degree days in Denver's history. The top spot goes to 2020 with a whopping 75 days, followed by 2012 with 73 days.
September Surprise: Denver Turns Up the Heat (Literally)
We all expect summer to be hot, but Denver decided to extend the party into September. The city shattered its record for most 90-degree days in September with a stunning 10! That's right, folks, September turned into a sweaty extension of August.
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Imagine the headlines: "Denver Residents Seen Wearing Flannel Pajamas Under Parkas...But Still Sweating."
So, Was 2022 All About the Heat?
Thankfully, no! Denver still offered plenty of beautiful days, and the cooler months were a welcome relief. But that scorching summer sure left its mark.
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Here's a quick recap of the heat wave's impact:
- Ice cream sales reached astronomical heights (along with everyone's blood sugar levels).
- Hydration became a competitive sport.
- Air conditioners everywhere went into overdrive, composing a symphony of whirring and clanging.
- Denver residents perfected the art of the "strategic sweat stain" cover-up.
Burning Questions About Denver's Heatwave (FAQ Style)
1. How to Survive a Denver Heatwave?
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- Stay hydrated (water is your friend!), seek air conditioning, wear loose clothing, and embrace the power of the frozen popsicle.
2. How to Tell if a Denver Native is Lying About the Weather?
- If they claim Denver summers are mild, they're probably fibbing.
3. How to Prepare for Denver's Next Heatwave?
- Stock up on sunscreen, invest in a good fan (or two), and mentally prepare yourself for the possibility of lukewarm showers.
4. How to Convince Your Friends Denver Isn't All About the Heat?
- Remind them about the stunning scenery, the vibrant culture, and the fact that winter eventually (maybe) arrives.
5. How to Channel Your Inner Denverite During a Heatwave?
- Embrace the heat with a sense of humor, perfect your "I'm totally used to this" facial expression, and dream of that first snowfall.
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