How Many Days Till Oklahoma Football? The Existential Dread Countdown for Sooner Fans ⏰
Ah, the dog days of summer. The sun is blazing, the cicadas are singing their monotonous opera, and the only thing keeping most Oklahoma fans from spontaneous combustion is the burning question: How many days till Oklahoma Football?!
We all know that feeling. You scroll through social media, desperately trying to avoid spoilers for the next season of your favorite reality show (because, let's face it, there's more drama there than most politicians these days), but all you see are highlights from last year's epic win or Baker Mayfield's legendary trick plays. The football withdrawal is real, folks.
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Frantic Fanatics and FOMO: The Stages of Pre-Season Suffering
There are several well-documented stages a Sooner fan goes through in the pre-season:
- Stage 1: Denial. "It's July, football season is ages away. I can totally focus on work... maybe." Narrator voice: They could not.
- Stage 2: Bargaining. "Okay, fine. I'll rewatch one... just one... highlight video. But that's it!" Narrator voice: It was not just one.
- Stage 3: Anger. "Why won't they just release the schedule already? Am I supposed to wander the earth aimlessly until kickoff?!" Narrator voice: They wandered. Aimlessly.
- Stage 4: Depression. "Maybe I should take up birdwatching. At least they have a migration schedule." Narrator voice: Feathers were not purchased.
- Stage 5: Acceptance (and Obsessive Jersey Shopping). "Alright, alright. Football is coming. Time to break out the crimson and cream and maybe, just maybe, buy another jersey. Just in case." Narrator voice: Several jerseys were purchased.
Fear Not, Fellow Sooners! The Countdown is On!
But fret no more, my friends! Because thanks to the wonders of modern technology (and the internet, blessed be its circuits), we can all partake in the beautiful practice of obsessive countdown clock watching.
Tip: Stop when you find something useful.
Here at Sooner Fanatics Anonymous (it's not a real group... yet), we recommend the following resources to soothe your pre-season jitters:
- The Official Oklahoma Sooners Football Schedule: This is your footballing bible, folks. Check it religiously. [University of Oklahoma Football Schedule]
- Countdown Clocks Galore: There are a plethora of websites and apps dedicated to counting down the very seconds until kickoff. Find your favorite and set those notifications!
- Social Media Stalking (The Responsible Kind): Follow the Sooners on social media for official updates, hype videos, and maybe even a glimpse of the new gameday snacks.
So How Many Days Till Oklahoma Football, You Ask?
Well, that my friend, depends on when you're reading this. But fear not, for I cannot reveal the exact number (because suspense is half the fun!), I can assure you it's a number that gets smaller with each glorious day.
Stay strong, Sooner Nation! The wait will soon be over, and then we can all rejoice in the glorious return of college football!
QuickTip: Read a little, pause, then continue.
How To Deal With Your Pre-Season Jitters: FAQ
How to quench my insatiable thirst for Sooner news?
Follow Oklahoma Football on social media and reputable sports news websites.
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How to resist the urge to buy every single piece of Oklahoma Sooners merchandise?
QuickTip: Scan quickly, then go deeper where needed.
It's a daily struggle, friend. We recommend deep breaths and retail therapy... but maybe for something besides another jersey.
How to stop myself from refreshing the Sooners website every 5 minutes?
Distraction is key! Binge-watch a show, take up a new hobby (birdwatching is not recommended), or call your fellow Sooner fanatics and commiserate.
Tip: Reread tricky sentences for clarity.
How to mentally prepare for the emotional rollercoaster that is a Sooners football season?
Deep breaths, meditation, and reminding yourself that at the end of the day, it's just a game (famous last words).
How to deal with my significant other who doesn't understand my Sooner obsession?
Patience, my friend. Patience. Maybe buy them a Sooner t-shirt. Bribery can work wonders.
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