Oklahoma and EF5 Tornadoes: A Love Story (That Nobody Asked For)
Ah, Oklahoma. Land of fried onion burgers, the world's largest steer (RIP, steer), and... EF5 tornadoes. Yes, those swirling behemoths of destruction that can turn a mobile home into a high-speed projectile. But just how many of these monsters have graced the Sooner State with their presence? Buckle up, tornado tourists, because we're about to dive into the fascinating (and slightly terrifying) world of Oklahoma's EF5 twisters.
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The Numbers Game: How Many EF5s Have Danced Across Oklahoma?
The answer, my friends, is seven. That's right, seven EF5 tornadoes have ripped through Oklahoma, leaving a trail of bewildered cows and splintered two-by-fours in their wake. Now, seven might not sound like a lot, but considering the overall number of EF5s in the entire US (a measly 59!), Oklahoma is definitely punching above its weight in the "most likely to get flattened by a giant funnel cloud" category.
Here's a little historical tornado trivia for you: The most infamous of these seven was the 1999 Bridge Creek-Moore tornado. This beast of a storm left a path of destruction 31 miles long and over a mile wide, earning it a place in the record books as one of the most powerful tornadoes ever recorded.
So, Should You Be Worried? (Probably Not, But Here's How to Prepare Anyway)
Now, before you start packing your bags and moving to, oh, I don't know, Vermont (the land of maple syrup and, like, zero EF5s), let's relax a bit. The odds of getting caught in an EF5 tornado are pretty darn low. But hey, it's always good to be prepared!
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Here are some quick tips to keep you safe in case a grumpy EF5 decides to pay your neighborhood a visit:
- Have a tornado plan: Know where your nearest storm shelter is and how to get there quickly.
- Stay weather aware: Pay attention to weather forecasts and warnings.
- Don't be a storm chaser: Leave that to the professionals (who are crazy, but in a good way).
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to find a storm shelter in Oklahoma?
Your local emergency management office can provide you with a list of public storm shelters in your area.
Tip: Make mental notes as you go.
How to make a tornado plan?
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The National Weather Service has a great resource to help you create a tornado plan:
How to tell the difference between an EF5 tornado and a regular Tuesday afternoon in Oklahoma?
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Well, if you see a giant swirling vortex heading straight for you, that's a pretty good sign it's not a Tuesday afternoon.
How to outrun an EF5 tornado?
Don't even try. You're toast. Find shelter immediately.
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How to avoid getting struck by an EF5 tornado altogether?
Move to Vermont. But seriously, there's no foolproof way to avoid a tornado, but being prepared can significantly increase your chances of staying safe.
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