The Gang Solves a Mystery: How Many Episodes of It's Always Sunny Are There?
The gang from Paddy's Pub is known for many things: questionable hygiene, elaborate schemes, and an uncanny ability to curdle milk. But one question has plagued them (well, maybe not plagued them, but definitely confused Charlie for a hot minute): just how many episodes of their glorious show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, are there?
Frank's Franksplaining (Not Actually Helpful)
"Listen up, jabronis! Episodes? Who needs episodes? We just keep banging out these bangers until the world can't take it anymore. Then, maybe, just maybe, we'll take a break. Probably not though. We like rum ham too much."
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Dee's Denial (Because Sharing is Caring)
"Ugh, don't be a bird about it. There are, like, a ton. So many awards shows can't be wrong, right? We're basically television royalty at this point. Bows down, peasants!"
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Mac's Mansplaining (But Actually Gets it Right)
"Okay, okay, settle down. Look, as of July 2024, after a glorious 16 seasons of Paddy's shenanigans, there are a whopping 170 episodes. That's right, folks, more than enough depravity to fuel your darkest desires...or at least a solid weekend binge-watch."
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Dennis' Definitive Decision (Because He's Golden God)
"As always, Mac is the only one who gets anything right. 170 glorious episodes, ripe for your viewing pleasure. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find a mirror to perfect my signature smug face."
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So there you have it, folks! The answer to the age-old question (or at least the question you just Googled) is a delightful 170 episodes. Now get out there and soak in the gang's insanity!
How-To Paddy's Pub: Frequently Asked Questions
How to count all the insanity? Easy! Grab a beer (or Fight Milk), settle in, and get ready for a wild ride.
How to avoid getting sucked into a Paddy's Pub scheme? Don't trust anyone, especially Charlie with his "science experiments."
How to score a rum ham? Let's be honest, that's a recipe for disaster. Maybe try a nice cheese plate instead.