The Case of the Missing Episodes: How Much Vegas Can One Selleck Handle?
Ah, Las Vegas. The city of bright lights, questionable life choices, and everyone's favorite mustache: Tom Selleck. But hold on there, partner, before you dust off your bolo tie and head for the Montecito, you might be wondering: just how much Vegas with Selleck are we talking about?
Fear not, my friend, for I, your trusty internet bloodhound, have sniffed out the truth! There are a whopping 106 episodes of Las Vegas, enough high-stakes drama and slow-motion hair flips to last you a weekend in Vegas (or a relaxing week at home, depending on your risk tolerance).
Now, here's the wrinkle in the rug. Tom Selleck doesn't show up until Season 2. That's right, the first season is all about James Caan channeling his inner Grissom while a young Josh Duhamel works on his smoldering stares. Don't worry, though, Selleck more than makes up for lost time, bringing his signature charm and questionable gambling habits to the party for the remaining four seasons.
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So, buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of casino capers, near misses, and enough slow-mo walking shots of Selleck to make your head spin. Just remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but the joy of watching Tom Selleck own the casino? That my friend, is a memory you get to take home.
## Frequently Asked Vegas-Visionary Questions:
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How to tell if I'm watching the right Las Vegas? Easy! If the opening theme song isn't Elvis belting out "A Little Less Conversation," you've wandered into the wrong desert oasis.
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How to convince my significant other to binge-watch Las Vegas with me? Bribery with delicious snacks and promises of appreciating Selleck's acting prowess (or lack thereof, depending on your perspective) usually does the trick.
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How to avoid getting sucked into an online poker game after watching Las Vegas? Simple: don't have a credit card readily available. Problem solved!
How to grow a mustache as magnificent as Tom Selleck's? Patience, my friend, patience. And maybe some high-quality mustache wax.
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How to find a casino with a surveillance team as cool as the one in Las Vegas? Unfortunately, fictional casinos with suave ex-military hunks are hard to come by. But hey, there's always cosplay!
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