The Boston Marathon: More Than Just Finish Line Selfies (Unless You're Really Good at Them)
Ah, the Boston Marathon. A day of triumph for runners, a day of questionable fashion choices for spectators (mimosas and neon? Bold!), and a day that...well, let's not dwell on the past.
But seriously, how many fatalities have there been at the Boston Marathon?
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The good news (because let's face it, who wants bad news when you're picturing cute running bunnies?) is that the vast majority of Boston Marathons have been fr�hlich (that's German for happy, for those who haven't brushed up on their languages lately). In fact, the only year with fatalities was 2013, when a terrorist attack near the finish line stole the lives of three spectators.
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But fear not, intrepid marathon enthusiast! The Boston Marathon is one of the safest races around, with tons of security measures in place. You've got a bigger chance of getting tangled in someone's elaborate ponytail than getting caught in anything nefarious.
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However, let's not sugarcoat it: running 26.2 miles is a challenge, and sometimes challenges come with...well, ouchies. Be sure to train properly, fuel your body like a champ (gummy bears are not a food group, Karen), and listen to your body. Because let's face it, finishing the race looking like a tomato is a badge of honor, but looking like a tomato who needs an ambulance is not the kind of PR you want.
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Now, onto the important stuff (besides avoiding a medical emergency):
- How to avoid being "that guy" in the neon speedo? Simple. Don't be "that guy."
- How to score the best spot for cheering? Get there early, with snacks and witty signs. Bonus points for cowbells.
- How to know if you're qualified to run? Train, then train some more. If you can outrun your mailman, you're probably good.
- How much does it cost to run? Enough to make you question your life choices. But hey, bragging rights are priceless, right?
- How do I sign up? The Boston Marathon is pretty darn competitive. Check out their website for details, but be prepared to channel your inner Usain Bolt.
So there you have it! The essential guide to the Boston Marathon, fatalities-free (because let's focus on the good stuff). Now get out there, train hard, and maybe consider a more traditional running outfit. Your future self (and everyone's eyes) will thank you.
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