The Denver Nuggets and the Finals: A Hilarious History (or Lack Thereof... Mostly)
The Denver Nuggets. A team known for their altitude, their energetic fanbase, and... well, let's just say reaching the NBA Finals hasn't exactly been their bread and butter. But fear not, Nuggets fans (and curious onlookers), because this is where hilarity ensues!
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From the ABA to the NBA: A Finals Fumble (or Five)
The Nuggets have a long and storied history, dating back to the days of the American Basketball Association (ABA) in the 1970s. Back then, they were like shiny new nuggets of gold... well, maybe pyrite, because they did make it to the ABA Finals once, but ultimately lost. Ouch. Joining the NBA in 1976, things didn't exactly take off Finals-wise. For years, the closest they got was watching other teams hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy on TV, all while munching on their (presumably) delicious Denver-based snacks.
There were some close calls, of course. The Lakers, those pesky purple and gold bullies, loved to dash Denver's Finals dreams on multiple occasions. Maybe it was the altitude messing with their jump shots, maybe it was just bad luck. Either way, reaching the promised land of the Finals remained elusive.
Tip: Reread the opening if you feel lost.
2023: The Year the Nuggets Finally Said, "Nuggets Gonna Nugget!"
Then, in the glorious year of 2023, something magical happened. Nikola Jokic, the reigning MVP with a shooting style that defied physics (and possibly angered some basketball purists), along with a healthy Jamal Murray, led the Nuggets on a tear through the playoffs. Suddenly, the Finals weren't just a distant dream, they were a delicious reality! Sweeping LeBron and the Lakers in the Conference Finals? Priceless. Dominating the Miami Heat in the Finals? Even sweeter (especially if you consider Miami's scorching summer temperatures).
Yes, the Denver Nuggets finally reached the NBA Finals and emerged victorious! Party in the Mile High City, indeed!
Tip: Revisit this page tomorrow to reinforce memory.
Nuggets Finals Fun Facts:
- Total Finals appearances before 2023: 0 (big goose egg)
- Total Finals appearances after 2023: 1 (we're counting, Miami!)
- Celebration of choice after championship win: Probably involved a lot of Rocky Mountain Oysters and maybe some celebratory legal marijuana use (it is Colorado, after all).
Important Note: Consumption of Rocky Mountain Oysters is not recommended for the faint of heart (or stomach).
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Nuggets Finals FAQ: How to Not Get Lost in the Sauce (of Championship Victory)
How to celebrate a Nuggets Finals win? Get loud, wear your Jokic jersey with pride, and maybe stock up on some altitude sickness medication for all the out-of-towners who will be flocking to Denver.
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How to forget the years of Finals frustration? Honestly, don't. Those struggles make the victory all the sweeter. Besides, misery loves company, and you can always bond with fellow Nuggets fans about the bygone era of "almost."
How to convince your friends the Nuggets will win another Finals soon? Just point to Nikola Jokic. The man's a basketball wizard. Case closed.
QuickTip: Use the post as a quick reference later.
How to deal with Lakers fans who still think they're kings of the West? Laugh. Then remind them about the 2023 Conference Finals sweep. Mic drop.
How to avoid confusion between Denver Nuggets and chicken nuggets? One is a championship-winning basketball team, the other is a delicious fast-food snack. There's really no comparison.
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