The Burning Question: How Many Wins Do the Detroit Lions Have... This Decade? (Just Kidding, It's Early Days)
Ah, the Detroit Lions. A team that inspires such devotion, it's practically a religion. Except, unlike some religions, Lions fans haven't exactly been blessed with a wealth of recent victories. So, with the 2024 season on the horizon, the question burns brighter than Honolulu Blue and Silver: how many games have they won so far?
Well, hold your horses (or Honolulu hot dogs, whichever is your pre-game ritual), because buckle up for some mind-blowing news: it's currently July. Yes, folks, the NFL season is still a ways off, which means the Lions haven't played a single game yet. Zero wins. Zero losses. Just a whole lot of potential.
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But fear not, dear Lions fan! This is a new era for Detroit. Aidan Hutchinson is looking like a beast on defense, and Dan Campbell's fiery spirit is contagious. Who knows, maybe this is the year they finally roar (and win more than, you know, zero games).
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But Seriously, Folks... How Do We Track Those Wins Once the Season Starts?
Now, if you're new to the wonderful world of Detroit Lions fandom, here's a quick guide:
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- There's this nifty little thing called the schedule. You can find it on the Lions' official website
https://www.detroitlions.com/schedule/ - Every Sunday (and sometimes Thursday or Monday) during the season, they actually play those games. Gasp!
- And after each game, you can check the standings to see how many wins they have. There are fancy apps and websites for this, or you can be old school and wait for SportsCenter.
We recommend the avoiding SportsCenter route, because sometimes they like to poke fun at the Lions. But hey, that's what thick skin is for, right?
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
- How to become a Detroit Lions fan? Easy! Just embrace the chaos and find joy in the journey. Wins are a bonus.
- How to deal with the inevitable heartbreak? Distraction is key. Take up knitting, birdwatching, competitive napping – anything to take your mind off things.
- How to celebrate a Lions win? Honestly, go wild! But remember, furniture is expensive, so maybe just a celebratory high-five.
- How to stay positive about the Lions? Focus on the young talent, the passionate coaching staff, and the unwavering spirit of the fanbase.
- How to answer the question, "Why are you a Lions fan?" With a big smile and a simple shrug. You were born this way.
There you have it, folks! A crash course in all things Detroit Lions wins (or lack thereof... yet). Now get out there and spread the Honolulu Blue and Silver love (and maybe a little healthy dose of optimism).
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