Houston Texans: The Art of Losing Gracefully (or Not)
So, you want to know how many games the Houston Texans won this year? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions. Or, more accurately, a gradual descent into the depths of despair. Let's dive in!
A Tale of Woe and Wonder
The Houston Texans, a team with all the potential of a supernova but the consistency of a wet noodle, had a season that was as exciting as watching paint dry. I mean, it's not all bad - there were those heart-stopping moments when they almost, almost scored. Or when they managed to not fumble the ball for an entire quarter. It was like watching a particularly dramatic episode of a reality TV show, minus the drama and the reality.
The Numbers Don't Lie (But They Can Be Misleading)
Now, let's talk numbers. Because as they say, numbers don't lie. But then again, have you ever tried to explain quantum physics to a cat? Exactly. So, while the actual number of wins might be a bit of a downer, let's focus on the positives. Like, they didn’t finish last in their division. That’s something, right?
Spoiler alert: The Texans didn't exactly set the NFL ablaze with their winning streak. In fact, there might have been more punts than touchdowns. But hey, every team has to start somewhere, right? Right?
How to Become a Texans Fan (Masochism Optional)
Alright, so you're thinking about becoming a Texans fan. You're a brave soul. Here are a few tips to get you started:
- How to develop a thick skin: Practice ignoring your friends' snickers when they bring up the Texans. Meditation helps.
- How to find hope in the smallest victories: Celebrate moral victories like a successful field goal.
- How to become an expert in defensive strategies: Since the offense might be a work in progress, you'll need to find something to cheer about.
- How to manage expectations: Lower them. Way, way down.
- How to stay loyal: True love is sticking by your team through thick and thin, even if "thin" is the predominant texture of their season.
Remember, being a Texans fan is like riding a rollercoaster: there are ups, downs, and a lot of waiting in between. But hey, at least you'll never be bored!
