The Great Boston Baklava Bakeoff: How Many Greeks Does It Take to Fill a Fenway?
Ah, Boston. City of clam chowder, baked beans, and...Greeks? You betcha! Those toga-wearing, olive-oil-loving folks have been leaving their mark on Beantown for over a century. But just how many? That's the million-dollar question (or should we say, the drachma dilemma?)
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They Came, They Saw, They Opened a Souvlaki Stand
Let's be honest, nobody knows for sure exactly how many Greeks are in Boston. The US Census isn't exactly handing out questionnaires that ask "Do you put feta on everything?" However, we do know a few things. Massachusetts has the highest percentage of Greek-Americans in the whole dang country, which means Boston is pretty much like Athens with a Dunkin' Donuts on every corner.
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Fuzzy Numbers, Feta-Fueled Fun
Here's the thing: some estimates say there are over 100,000 Greek-Americans living in the greater Boston area. That's a lotta people who know the difference between retsina and ouzo (hint: retsina tastes like pine needles, but hey, to each their own). The point is, there are enough Greeks in Boston to throw one heck of a Zorba the Greek dance party.
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Spotting a Bostonian Bacchus
So, how do you identify a Greek in Boston? Well, it's not always as easy as spotting someone wearing a gladiator sandal. But here are a few clues:
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- Their accent sounds vaguely like they're perpetually ordering a gyro.
- They can answer any trivia question about Greek mythology.
- Their idea of a good time involves breaking plates at a restaurant (don't worry, it's a thing).
You Say Yia Yias, We Say FAQ!
How to find the best Greek food in Boston? Follow your nose! The aroma of roasting lamb will lead you straight to gyros greater than the Red Sox's World Series victories. (Okay, maybe that's a stretch).
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How to order Greek food like a pro? Learn a few basic phrases like "kalimera" (good morning) and "efcharisto" (thank you). It'll impress your server and maybe score you an extra dolma.
How to perfect your Zorba the Greek dance moves? Practice shimmying those shoulders and kicking your heels high. Bonus points for dramatic head throws.
How to impress a Greek person? Tell them you love their heritage and culture. Just avoid mentioning that time you put ketchup on your moussaka. Shudder.
How to deal with a serious feta cheese addiction? There's no cure, my friend. Embrace the salty, brined deliciousness.
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