The Atlanta Braves: Home Run Kings (Except for Maybe a Few Other Teams)
Ah, baseball season. The crack of the bat, the smell of hotdogs (questionable origin optional), and the never-ending quest for the almighty home run. And this year, the Atlanta Braves have been swinging for the fences like they're auditioning for a lumberjack competition. But just how many dingers have they launched into orbit?
Hold onto your hats, baseball fans, because the Braves have crushed a whopping 109 home runs this season! That's right, folks, 109 balls rocketed out of the park, leaving opposing pitchers with nothing but dreams of a perfect game and a longing for a slightly less lively baseball.
Now, before you start prepping your victory parade for the Braves (though, hey, no judgement there!), it's important to remember there are other teams out there swinging for the fences too. The race for the most home runs is tighter than a barber's shop quartet trying to harmonize.
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But hey, 109 home runs is nothing to scoff at! That's a lot of happy fans, a lot of disappointed outfielders, and a whole lot of baseballs needing a good nap after their long journey.
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Here's a little perspective for you:
- That's enough home runs to launch a small weather balloon. (Don't try this at home, kids.)
- It's more home runs than the average person hits in their entire lifetime... unless they accidentally live next to a batting cage.
- If you stacked all those home runs on top of each other, they'd be taller than a two-story house. (Although, that might not be the most aerodynamic use of home runs.)
So, there you have it! The Atlanta Braves are a home run machine this season. Here's to hoping they keep on mashing!
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How to count home runs yourself?
- Grab a pen and paper (or your phone's notepad) and jot down a tally every time the Braves hit a home run.
- Pro tip: Watching the game might help!
How to avoid getting hit by a home run ball?
- Sit towards the infield. Home run balls tend to travel further out towards the outfield.
- Wear a hat! You never know when a souvenir might come flying your way.
How to hit a home run yourself?
- Practice, practice, practice!
- Maybe take some lessons.
- Or, you know, just cheer on the Braves!
How to celebrate a Braves home run?
- High fives all around!
- Jump up and down like you just won the lottery.
- Belt out your best rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
How to impress your friends with your newfound Braves home run knowledge?
- Casually drop this fact at your next social gathering: "The Braves are currently on pace to hit the most home runs in franchise history!" (Note: This may or may not actually be true. Check current statistics before attempting to impress friends.)
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