Denver in 2022: More Murder Than You Can Shake a Rocky Mountain High At?
Hey there, true crime aficionados and fans of fun facts (that are also kind of sad)! Today we're diving into the murky waters of Denver's homicide rate in 2022. Buckle up, because things are about to get a little less "Mile High City" and a touch more "Murder Mile."
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So, How Many Folks Bought the Farm in Denver in 2022?
Drumroll, please... In 2022, the streets of Denver saw a total of 88 homicides. That's a not-insignificant number, folks. Look, we all love Denver, but come on, this ain't exactly Mayberry.
A Silver Lining (Maybe?)
Now, before you pack your bags and head for murder-free Nantucket, there is a tiny speck of good news. The number of homicides in 2022 was actually down from 2021, which saw a staggering 96. So, hey, progress? Baby steps, Denver, baby steps.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Apparently There's Always More)
While the overall homicide rate dipped slightly, Denver saw a troubling rise in "family violence" murders. We're talking nearly 30% of all homicides falling into this category. So much for that wholesome Denver family vacation brochure, right?
Tip: Don’t skip the details — they matter.
On a more positive note, Denver PD impressively solved a whopping 78% of these murders. That's way above the national average, so kudos to those detectives for bringing some closure to these tragic cases.
Denver Homicide FAQs: Your Guide to Not Getting Shanked
Alright, alright, so maybe this post is a little dark. But hey, knowledge is power, and all that. Here's some quick advice to navigate the Denver streets (mostly tongue-in-cheek, but maybe a little helpful too):
How to Avoid Getting Murdered in Denver (2024 Edition):
QuickTip: Go back if you lost the thread.
This one's tricky, but here are some general pointers:
- Don't upset your family. Family squabbles are a major source of homicides in Denver. Maybe hold off on bringing up Aunt Mildred's questionable casserole recipe at Thanksgiving.
- Stay out of trouble. This seems obvious, but avoid sketchy situations and keep your head down.
- Befriend a detective. Seriously, these guys seem to be solving crimes left and right. Maybe offer them a complimentary cup of coffee sometime?
How to Report a Crime in Denver:
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If you see something, say something! Call the Denver Police Department at (720) 913-1000.
Tip: Highlight what feels important.
How to Get Help in an Abusive Relationship:
The National Domestic Violence Hotline is available 24/7 at 1-800-799-7233. You are not alone.
How to Learn More About Denver Crime Rates:
Tip: Take mental snapshots of important details.
The Denver Police Department website (
How to Cheer Yourself Up After All This Talk of Murder:
Binge-watch some cute animal videos on YouTube (
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