Oklahoma and Hurricanes: A Love Story...Not Exactly
Ah, Oklahoma. Land of tornadoes that'll yoink your house into Oz, ten-gallon hats, and...hurricanes? Buckle up, partners, because we're about to dive into the fascinating (or perhaps slightly underwhelming) world of Oklahoma and hurricanes.
Hurricanes? In Oklahoma? You Must Be Kidding, Right?
You got that right, champ! Oklahoma is about as likely to be pummeled by a hurricane as it is for a rhinestone-encrusted armadillo to win the Kentucky Derby. Here's the thing: hurricanes are fueled by the warm, sweet embrace of ocean waters. They're basically giant hot tubs that throw a tantrum when they're far from the beach. By the time they wander inland, they're about as strong as a soggy pool noodle.
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But Have Any Hurricanes Actually Hit Oklahoma?
Technically, yes...but with an asterisk the size of Texas. There have been a couple of instances where Oklahoma felt the aftereffects of a weakened storm. Tropical Storm Beryl in 1988 swung by uninvited and brought some unwanted flooding. More recently (as in, this very year, 2024!), Hurricane Beryl (different Beryl, this time a full-blown hurricane at landfall) paid a visit, but by the time it reached Oklahoma, it was more like a gentle drizzle. Inconveniences? Sure. Mass devastation? Thankfully, no sirree.
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So, the Official Count of Oklahoma Hurricane Hits Is...?
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A very small, wimpy number. We're talking about the kind of number you wouldn't brag about at a high school reunion.
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But What About the Future? Could a Hurricane Ever Really Hit Oklahoma?
Look, stranger things have happened. Maybe a rogue hurricane decides it's tired of the beach and wants to see some cowboys. In that incredibly unlikely scenario, well, let's just say Oklahoma has more pressing weather concerns, like rogue tumbleweeds and surprise blizzards in July.
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Hurricane FAQ: Oklahoma Edition
- How to prepare for a hurricane in Oklahoma? Stock up on funnel cake mix (for those inevitable tornado cravings) and maybe a good book.
- How to track a hurricane's path towards Oklahoma? Relax! Chances are, you'll get more weather drama from a rogue tumbleweed.
- How to build a hurricane shelter in Oklahoma? Your tornado shelter will probably do just fine.
- How to evacuate Oklahoma in case of a hurricane? Again, this is highly unlikely. But hey, if you see a hurricane with a ten-gallon hat heading your way, I-35 south might be a good option.
- How to know if a hurricane is affecting Oklahoma? If you see palm trees spontaneously sprouting from your lawn, that's a good sign it might be time to worry (but also, get a lottery ticket, because that's some seriously strange weather).
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