The Great Milwaukee Measurement Mystery: How Much Did They Actually Get?
Ah, Milwaukee. Land of cheese curds, Harley-Davidson motorcycles, and apparently, a whole lot of mystery surrounding...inches? That's right, folks, we're diving headfirst into the curious case of Milwaukee's missing (or maybe overflowing?) precipitation.
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Rain or Shine? You Decide! (Because Apparently, Nobody Else Knows)
Let's be honest, the weather can be a fickle beast. One minute you're basking in sunshine, the next you're dodging rogue umbrellas blown inside out by a rogue gust of wind. So, it's no surprise that pinpointing the exact amount of rain Milwaukee received is proving to be a bit of a challenge.
We checked the weatherman's crystal ball (okay, the National Weather Service website), and it seems even they're keeping their cards close to their chest. As of today, July 19th, 2024, the official report simply says "fair" with a zero percent chance of rain. But hey, don't let that fool you! Milwaukeeans are a resourceful bunch.
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Citizen Science: Rain Gauge Roundup
Here's where things get interesting. We put out a call on social media, and let me tell you, the Milwaukee meterologists came out in full force!
- Mrs. Maggie on Maple Street: "My trusty tomato plants tell a different story! They're practically swimming in at least an inch of something!"
- Big Al from the Brewer's Tailgate: "Listen, all I'm saying is, the brats are a little soggy this year. You figure it out."
- Science Squad Sarah: "Based on my highly sophisticated (read: coffee can with markings) rain gauge, we're looking at a solid...well, it's definitely more than a sprinkle."
As you can see, the results are, well, inconclusive. But hey, that's the beauty of citizen science, right?
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Important Note: If you're using a beer can as your official rain gauge, please ensure it's empty before taking measurements. Responsible Milwaukee, people!
FAQ: How to Get to the Bottom of the Milwaukee Measurement Mystery
You might still be wondering, "How many inches DID Milwaukee get?" Well, my friend, that's the question that continues to plague us all. But fear not, for we have compiled a handy dandy FAQ to help you navigate this precipitation predicament:
QuickTip: Slow down if the pace feels too fast.
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How to measure rain with everyday household objects? There are many options! An empty (and dry) container with straight sides and markings will do the trick. Coffee cans, tuna cans, even your cat's (empty!) food dish can be repurposed for science!
How to be a responsible citizen scientist? Empty your rain gauge before each measurement and ensure it's placed in a clear, open area.
Tip: Read at your own pace, not too fast.
How to share your findings? Take to social media with the hashtag #MilwaukeeMeasurementMystery! Let's get to the bottom of this together!
How to avoid a soggy brat situation? Umbrellas, my friends. Umbrellas.
How to enjoy life in Milwaukee regardless of the weather? Cheese curds. The answer is always cheese curds.
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