The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... Wait, What Month Is This?
Ah, yes, the age-old question that plagues meteorologists and inconveniences sandal-wearers everywhere: how much snow did Boston get? But here's the thing, my friend, it's July! Unless you've stumbled into a particularly chilly alternate reality (in which case, welcome, we have coffee), Boston isn't exactly known for its summertime snowstorms.
Now, if you're here for a history lesson on Boston's most epic snowfalls, buckle up, buttercup! We've seen blizzards that shut down the city faster than you can say "Dunkin' Donuts" and snowdrifts taller than a grumpy Kenmore Square cabbie. But for those seeking recent snowfall data, fear not, we've got you covered (with a metaphorical blanket, because, you know, summer).
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Hold the Phone, There Was a Recent Snowstorm in Boston?!
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Nope, not a single snowflake! As of July 11th, 2024, Boston is basking in the glorious (and sometimes slightly suffocating) heat of summer. Unless you stumbled upon a news article from April this year, which did see a surprising late-season snowfall. Those poor folks in Ashby definitely got the short end of the stick, with a whopping 30 inches blanketing their town.
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But Why All the Fuss About Snow in July?
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Because, frankly, the internet is a strange and wonderful place. Perhaps you're planning a super-early ski trip (though I wouldn't recommend it) or maybe you're a time traveler who got lost in the time folds (don't worry, it happens to the best of us). Whatever the reason, curiosity is a beautiful thing!
FAQ: How to Prepare for a Boston Snowstorm (Just in Case)
- How to build a proper snow fort? Cardboard boxes, my friend, cardboard boxes. And maybe a friendly snowball fight to christen your creation.
- How to make the perfect hot cocoa? Chocolate milk, marshmallows, and a sprinkle of cinnamon (because why not?).
- How to shovel snow like a champ? Warm clothes, a good playlist, and maybe a bribe for a neighborhood kid (just kidding... mostly).
- How to navigate icy sidewalks? Become one with the penguin shuffle. Technique is key!
- How to avoid cabin fever during a snowstorm? Board games, movie marathons, and building a blanket fort so epic it would make your inner child weep with joy.
So there you have it, folks! The mystery of the Boston snowstorm (that never actually happened in July) is solved. Now get out there and enjoy that summer sunshine (with sunscreen, because nobody likes a sunburn).
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