The Great Milwaukee Snowpocalypse of... July 18th? (Spoiler Alert: It Wasn't That Great)
Did you wake up this morning expecting to build a snowman? Because if you live in Milwaukee and did, well, you're setting yourself up for disappointment (and maybe a trip to the therapist). That's right, folks, there wasn't a single snowflake to be seen in the Cream City today!
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But Wait, There's More (Weather-Related Puns)!
Now, before you Milwaukeeans start feeling all smug about your lack of snowy woes, let's rewind a bit. The weather forecasters, those bastions of meteorological brilliance (or lack thereof, depending on the day), were predicting a shocking (see what I did there?) inch or two of snow for the area this morning.
Imagine the scenes! Children, giddy with excitement, digging out their winter woolies. Shopaholics stocking up on emergency supplies of bread and milk (because apparently, a dusting of snow is the apocalypse in some people's minds).
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The Plot Snows Thicker Than You Think (Okay, I'll Stop Now)
But alas, it was all a big fat flummoxed forecast. Mother Nature clearly decided to skip the snow memo and went straight for sunshine instead. So, what does this mean for you, the intrepid Milwaukee resident?
- You can safely wear your favorite pair of sandals without fear of frostbite.
- You can finally enjoy that patio brunch you've been eyeing up without worrying about surprise snow showers.
- You can officially declare yourself the victor over those pesky weather forecasters (although, let's be honest, they probably won't lose any sleep over it).
FAQ: How to Deal with the Non-Existent Snowmageddon
Here are some burning questions you might have about the complete and utter lack of snowfall in Milwaukee today:
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How to channel your inner snowperson builder? Easy! Grab some beach towels, get creative, and sculpt yourself a magnificent sandcastle instead.
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How to use up all that leftover bread and milk? Channel your inner chef and whip up some delicious French toast or a creamy milkshake.
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How to avoid future weather forecasting faux pas? Offer the weatherman a cup of coffee. Maybe a double espresso.
How to celebrate the glorious non-snow day? Fire up the grill, grab a frisbee, and head to the park for some fun in the sun!
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How to cope with the existential dread of a snowless July snowstorm prediction? Distract yourself with cat videos. They're guaranteed to lift your spirits (and they're way cuter than snowflakes anyway).
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