The Great Milwaukee Snow Mystery: Did We Forget Summer Already?
Hey there, fellow weather warriors! Strap yourselves in, because we're diving headfirst into the thrilling world of...drumroll please...Milwaukee's nonexistent snowfall! That's right, folks, it seems Mother Nature decided to skip the memo about July being a beach-blanket-and-suntan-lotion kind of month.
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But Wait, There's More (Except There Really Isn't)
So, the burning question on everyone's mind (or at least everyone in the vicinity of Milwaukee) is this: how much snow did we actually get yesterday? Spoiler alert: the answer might just break your heart (or cause you to erupt in cheers, depending on your tolerance for shoveling).
Here's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (well, at least according to my highly reliable weather sources, which don't involve peering out a dusty attic window): Milwaukee received a whopping zero inches of snow yesterday. Shocking, right? Apparently, even the snowflakes are on vacation this month.
Now That We've Cleared the Air (Literally)
Now, before you start prepping your snow boots and inflatable snowmen for an epic battle, let's take a moment to appreciate the sunshine (because let's be honest, it's probably glorious out there).
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However, if you're one of those folks who crave a little winter in their summer, fear not! There's always next year, and who knows, maybe the weather gods will decide to bless us with an epic July blizzard. Just kidding...mostly.
Frequently Asked (and Answered) Snow- (or Rather, Non-Snow-) Related Inquiries:
How to channel your inner snow bunny when there's no snow?
Easy! Grab some flour, sugar, and baking soda, and have yourself a snowball fight in the kitchen. Just be prepared for some serious sugar crashes and potential parental disapproval (flour explosions are a real thing, folks).
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
How to convince your friends you actually experienced a blizzard in July?
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Invest in a good photoshop program, because let's be real, nobody's buying that story without some convincing evidence.
How to prepare for the next potential (and highly unlikely) July snowpocalypse?
QuickTip: Revisit this post tomorrow — it’ll feel new.
Stock up on sunscreen and beach umbrellas. Seriously, embrace the sunshine while you can!
How to deal with the crushing disappointment of no July snow day?
Retail therapy is always a good option. Or, you could channel your inner child and build a sandcastle (because apparently, that's all the winter fun Milwaukee gets in July).
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How to avoid future existential crises brought on by bizarre weather patterns?
Distraction is key! Binge-watch a show, bury yourself in a good book, or learn how to juggle flaming chainsaws (not recommended, but hey, it'll definitely take your mind off things).
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