The Great Nashville Snowpocalypse of... Wait, What?
Did you wake up this morning expecting to build a snowman outside your door, only to be greeted by the dulcet tones of your lawn mower serenading the neighborhood? Well, fret not fellow Nashvillians, because the answer to your burning question, "How many inches of snow did Nashville get today?" is a resounding drumroll please... zero inches!
That's right, folks. It seems Mother Nature forgot to memo Nashville about the whole "snow" thing. While our northern neighbors are busy shoveling their driveways and building elaborate ice castles, we're here basking in the glorious (and slightly humid) sunshine.
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But what about the weatherman's dire predictions of a winter wonderland?
Ah, yes, those wacky weather prognosticators. Let's just say their crystal ball must be on the fritz, because the only thing "snowing" in Nashville today is... pollen. So much pollen, in fact, you might need a snorkel to navigate your way to the grocery store.
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But hey, at least we can all take comfort in the fact that we don't have to dig out our cars or break a sweat trying to fashion a decent pair of snow boots out of duct tape and pool floats.
Frequently Asked Snow- (or Rather, Non-Snow-) Related Questions:
How to prepare for the next Nashville snowpocalypse (even though it probably won't happen)?
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Stock up on sunscreen and iced tea.
How to convince your out-of-town friends that Nashville actually gets snow (sometimes)?
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Send them a picture of that one time it snowed an inch in 2018. They'll be speechless.
How to use all that leftover snow gear you bought in a panic last week?
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Repurpose your snow shovel as a giant spatula for backyard barbecues.
How to celebrate the lack of snow?
Hit up the farmers market, take a walk in the park, or have a snowball fight... with crumpled up tissues.
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