Snow in Baltimore? Are You Kidding Me?
Let's Talk About Something That's Not Happening: Snow in Baltimore Today
So, you want to know how many inches of snow are in Baltimore today? Well, let me tell you, my friend, you're about as likely to find a unicorn riding a skateboard in the Sahara Desert as you are to find snow in Baltimore right now. I mean, it's July for crying out loud!
Reminder: Reading twice often makes things clearer.
If you're looking for a winter wonderland, I suggest you check out Narnia or maybe even your freezer. But Baltimore in July? That's more of a "sweat it out" kind of place.
Tip: A slow skim is better than a rushed read.
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A Brief History of Snow in July (Just Kidding)
I did a deep dive (or should I say a deep freeze?) into the annals of Baltimore weather history. And guess what? I couldn't find a single snowflake in July. Not even a microscopic one. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of sunshine and humidity.
Tip: Read actively — ask yourself questions as you go.
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Planning Your Snow Day (Again, Just Kidding)
If you were planning a snow day, I've got some bad news for you. You might want to reschedule for, oh, I don't know, December? January? February? Any month that doesn't end in "y."
Tip: Reflect on what you just read.
In the meantime, why not try building a sandcastle at the beach? Or maybe you could learn to surf? Just kidding again. Baltimore in July is more about sweating than surfing.
How to Deal With the Lack of Snow
- Embrace the Heat: Channel your inner lizard and bask in the sun.
- Hydrate: Drink plenty of water to avoid turning into a human raisin.
- Find Shade: Trees are your new best friends.
- Ice Cream: A classic summer solution.
- Pool Party: If you have one, dive in!
FAQ:
- How to build a snowman in July? Well, you can't, but you could try building a sandman at the beach.
- How to make snow angels in July? Again, not possible, but you could try making splash angels in a pool.
- How to go sledding in July? You can't, but you could try going tubing on a water slide.
- How to have a snowball fight in July? Water balloon fight, anyone?
- How to stay warm in July? This one's easy: move to Antarctica. Just kidding! Stay hydrated, find shade, and enjoy the summer.
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