The Great Milwaukee Snow Mystery: How Much Fluffy Stuff Are We Shoveling This Year (Spoiler Alert: It's Not Much Right Now)
Ah, Milwaukee winters. A time for cozy sweaters, steaming mugs of hot cocoa, and...well, let's be honest, mostly shoveling enough snow to build a small fort. But with summer in full swing, the question on everyone's mind (except maybe the jolly fellow in the red suit) is: how much snow are we supposed to expect this year?
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| How Many Inches Of Snow In Milwaukee |
Don't Pack Away Your Snowboard (Just Yet)
While you might not need your snow boots for the next beach bonfire, it's a bit early to be predicting the total snowfall for Milwaukee. Snowfall forecasts are typically most accurate in the winter months, when forecasters can analyze complex weather patterns with ninja-like precision.
However, if you're the kind of person who likes to be prepared (or just enjoys the thrill of a good winter storm rumor), you can check out the average snowfall for Milwaukee. Brace yourselves, because Milwaukee boasts an impressive yearly average of 48.7 inches of snow! That's almost 4 feet of fluffy goodness (or back-breaking shoveling, depending on your perspective).
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Fun Facts About Milwaukee Snow:
- Did you know Milwaukee holds the record for the most snow in a single day? A whopping 17.9 inches fell on March 3rd, 1881. Talk about a snow day for the history books!
- Ever wondered when the first snowflakes usually grace Milwaukee with their presence? The average arrival date is around November 2nd. So you have a few glorious months to enjoy those summer barbecues before the winter wonderland arrives.
But Seriously, How Much Snow Will We Get This Year?
Unfortunately, my trusty weather prediction eight ball is currently out of commission (shocking, I know). But fear not, intrepid snow enthusiasts! As the winter months approach, you can find up-to-date snowfall forecasts on weather websites or by downloading a weather app.
Here are some reliable resources to keep you in the loop:
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- National Weather Service: [National Weather Service (.gov)]
- AccuWeather: [AccuWeather accuweather.com]
- Weather Underground: [Weather Underground wunderground.com]
How To Prepare for Milwaukee Snowfall: A Crash Course for Newcomers (and Forgetful Folks)
Alright, class, listen up! Here's a cheat sheet to surviving a Milwaukee winter:
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How to build a snowman:
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- Gather a whole lot of snow! (This might seem obvious, but hey, it's important to cover the basics).
- Pack the snow tightly to create a solid base.
- Roll another snowball for the middle section, then another (even bigger) one for the head.
- Stack and sculpt your snowballs to create a snowman masterpiece.
- Don't forget the finishing touches: twigs for arms, pebbles for eyes, and a carrot for a nose (just be sure to appease the real carrot-lovers first).
How to shovel snow:
- Invest in a good quality shovel. Your back will thank you later.
- Warm up those muscles before diving in.
- Take your time and avoid lifting too much snow at once.
- Bend at the knees, not the back, to avoid injury.
- Channel your inner Olympian and create a clear path (bonus points for artistic snow sculptures).
How to make the perfect cup of hot cocoa:
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- Warm up some milk (or your favorite milk alternative) on the stove.
- Add a generous amount of cocoa powder (because who skimps on cocoa?).
- Stir in some sugar or sweetener to taste.
- For an extra kick, add a pinch of cinnamon or a splash of vanilla extract.
- Top with marshmallows, whipped cream, or even a candy cane for a festive touch.
How to avoid getting snow in your boots:
- Wear boots with good tread.
- Invest in a pair of gaiters. These bad boys are like tiny snow-proof umbrellas for your legs.
- Walk carefully and avoid deep puddles.
- Embrace the inevitable. Sometimes, a little snow in your boots is just part of the Milwaukee winter experience.
How to build a snow fort:
- Gather a team of willing snow fort architects (friends, family, or even the neighbor's dog if they're feeling cooperative).
- Pack snow tightly to create walls.
- Get creative! Add tunnels, windows, and even a secret snow fort entrance.
- Stock your fort with blankets, pillows, and hot
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