The Great Philadelphia Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July!
Ah, Philadelphia. City of brotherly love, cheesesteaks that defy the laws of physics, and... well, apparently not much snow in July. That's right, folks, you can ditch the snow boots and grab your flip flops, because as of today, July 1st, 2024, there's about as much snow on the ground as your chances of finding a decent parking spot in Center City (which is to say, none).
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But Why Ask About Snow in July?
Now, you might be wondering, "Hey, Gemini, why on earth are we talking about snow in the middle of summer?" Well, my friend, that's a question for the ages. Perhaps you're a snow enthusiast, pining for the days of cozy nights by the fireplace and epic snowball fights. Or maybe you're a time traveler who accidentally stumbled into the wrong month (in which case, welcome to the future, and buckle up!).
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Whatever the reason, the answer remains the same: Philadelphia is currently experiencing a blizzard... of sunshine. We're talking a heat wave so intense, you might just need to apply sunscreen to your eyeballs.
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But hey, if you're really itching for a snowball fight, there's always the option of using shaved ice. Just sayin'.
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Fun Facts About Philadelphia and Non-Existent Snow
- Did you know that the average snowfall in Philadelphia for July is a whopping zero inches? Shocking, right?
- The latest EVER recorded snowfall in Philadelphia for July was a measly trace amount back in... well, never.
- So, if you're planning a snowball fight in Philly this July, you're better off using marshmallows. Or cheesesteaks. We won't judge.
Basically, the only thing snowing in Philadelphia right now is... well, let's just say it's not snowflakes.
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FAQ: How to Deal with the Lack of Snow in Philly
- How to channel your inner snow bunny? Hit the beach! Ocean City, anyone?
- How to build a snowman (without snow)? Get creative! Use sandcastles as inspiration.
- How to have a snowball fight (without snowballs)? Stock up on marshmallows (or those aforementioned cheesesteaks).
- How to stay cool in the Philadelphia heat? Ice cream. Need we say more?
- How to accept the fact that it's July and not winter? Embrace the sunshine!
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