The Great Boston Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July!
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowdah, and the place where winter throws everything it's got at you, from blizzards to accusations of stealing your parking spot. But what about right now, in the glorious throes of summer? Are you worried about bundling up and digging out the snowshoes?
Relax, my friend, relax! Because the only thing Boston is likely to get "inches" of this July is... well, let's just say it won't involve a shovel.
No Frosty Fun (Unless You Count Ice Cream)
That's right, according to the latest weather reports, Boston is forecast to receive approximately zero inches of snow in the next little while. Nada. Zip. Zilch. You can dust off your grill with confidence and fire up the summer jams because Mother Nature is serving sunshine, not snowflakes.
But hey, if you're really itching for a snowball fight, here are some ideas:
- Hit the grocery store for the bagged ice crusher and get creative.
- Channel your inner child and have a whipped cream brawl in the backyard.
- Head to the nearest ice cream parlor and stage a "blizzard" with your favorite flavors.
Deep Freeze? More Like Deep Dish!
So, ditch the winter coat and embrace the season. Boston, it's time for cookouts, frivolous use of sprinklers, and complaining that the ice cream truck music is too darn cheerful.
Because in this fair city, the only thing piling up faster than complaints about tourists is the anticipation of summer fun!
Frequently Asked Snow-Free Questions:
How to prepare for a summer snowstorm in Boston? (Spoiler Alert: You Don't!)
Break out the sunscreen, beach umbrella, and your most enthusiastic summer playlist.
How to build a snowman out of something other than snow?
Get creative! Use beach towels, marshmallows, or even giant stuffed animals.
How to convince your friends you saw a flurry?
Maybe stick to boasting about that epic sunburn instead.
How to cool down on a hot Boston summer day?
Hit the beach, grab a frozen beverage, or perfect your pool float skills.
How to ensure there's absolutely no chance of snow in July?
The only guaranteed method? Hire a team of meteorologists to personally hold back winter with the sheer force of their weather-predicting brainpower. (This is not a recommended course of action.)
