The Great Denver Snowpocalypse (Not Actually Happening This Week)
Ah, Denver. The Mile High City, where the craft beer flows freely and the Rocky Mountains provide a majestic backdrop. But let's be honest, Denverites, when it comes to winter, we all turn into a collective bunch of nervous Nellies, constantly checking the forecast for signs of the dreaded white stuff.
So, what's the deal with the snow this week? Can you finally dust off your trusty snow scraper and bust out your most fetching winter hat? Buckle up, because the answer might surprise you (or maybe not, because, you know, it's July).
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It's Raining Sunshine, Not Snowflakes
That's right, folks. It appears Mother Nature is on vacation this week, because according to the latest forecast, Denver is set for a glorious stretch of sunny skies. We're talking sunshine so bright, you might need sunglasses indoors (not really, but you get the picture). So ditch the snow boots and break out the sunscreen!
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But wait, I hear you cry, "What about that epic blizzard I saw swirling around on social media?" Don't worry, friend. That was most likely referring to a past snowstorm, or maybe even a particularly intense hailstorm in a different part of the country. Denver? Sunny with a side of awesome this week.
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Signs You Might Be Mistaken About Snow in July
- You see a herd of reindeer frolicking down 16th Street Mall.
- Your local grocery store is completely out of sunscreen and stocked with enough marshmallows to build a snowman the size of the Pepsi Center.
- The temperature gauge on your car inexplica reads "-87 degrees." (If this actually happens, you might have a bigger problem than snow in July.)
FAQ: How to Prepare for the Non-Existent Snowstorm (Just in Case)
Even though there's no snow on the horizon, here are some quick tips to keep you prepared for the next winter wonderland:
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How to:
- Stockpile sunscreen: Because apparently, that's what we need this week.
- Dust off your winter coat: Just in case that surprise blizzard shows up next week. (Hey, a man can dream, right?)
- Practice your best "snow angel" pose: You never know when a photo opportunity might arise.
- Maintain a healthy skepticism of social media snowpocalypse claims: Unless it's coming from a reputable source, take it with a grain of salt (or a sprinkle of sunscreen).
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