The Great Kansas City Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July!
Ah, Kansas City. The City of Fountains, the Jazz Capital of the World, and the place where dreams are made of... except maybe dreams of a snowy July. That's right, folks, if you're craving a winter wonderland in the middle of summer, you're fresh out of luck.
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Brace Yourselves... for Sunshine!
According to the latest weather reports (which, by the way, are way more reliable than Punxsutawney Phil), Kansas City can expect a whopping zero inches of snow in the foreseeable future. Shocking, I know. Prepare to break out the sunscreen and shorts instead of the shovels and snow boots.
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Now, before you write off the entire day as a total washout (pun intended!), let's look at the bright side (which, conveniently, won't be obscured by any snowflakes).
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- Sunshine and Warm Temps: Get ready to soak up some rays and enjoy some outdoor activities. Think picnics in the park, frisbee in the backyard, or maybe even that daring attempt at rollerblading you've been putting off (just be careful, those sidewalks can get mighty smooth without a layer of snow).
- No More Snow Removal Olympics: You can finally reclaim your weekends! No more waking up at the crack of dawn to dig yourself out of a snowdrift. Sleep in, enjoy a leisurely breakfast, and maybe even catch that movie you've been wanting to see.
- Safer Roads: No more white-knuckled commutes dodging icy patches. Kansas City streets will be smooth sailing, allowing you to cruise around town with confidence (although, mind you, responsible driving is always a must!).
But Wait, There's More! (Because Why Not?)
Here's some additional info for the truly snow-obsessed:
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- The average snowfall for Kansas City in July? Zero. Shocker, right?
- If you're hankering for a winter wonderland fix, you might have to wait until December (or you could always head up north for a ski trip).
- Fun Fact: The most snowfall ever recorded in Kansas City in a single day was a whopping 20.5 inches... back in March of 1912. So yeah, July is definitely not the month for a snowzilla.
Burning Questions About the Lack of Snow (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to channel your inner snow bunny in July?
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- Embrace the water park! Kansas City has some fantastic options to get your cool down fix.
- Have a snowball fight... with crumpled up paper!
- Build a sandcastle masterpiece (beach vacation not an option? Beach day in the backyard is totally a thing).
How to prepare for the upcoming sunshine?
- Stock up on sunscreen and aloe vera (because nobody likes a sunburn).
- Dig out those sunglasses – you might actually need them this time!
- Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! It's gonna be a scorcher (well, maybe not scorching, but definitely not snow-worthy).
How to avoid disappointment about the lack of snow?
- Focus on the positive – sunshine, warm weather, and all the fun outdoor activities that come with it.
- Start planning your epic winter vacation now!
- Remember, there's always next year... and the year after that...
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