The Great Indianapolis Sharknado Survival Guide (For Educational Purposes Only)
Hey there, history buffs and trivia titans! Buckle up, because we're diving deep (but hopefully not getting eaten by sharks) into a real doozy of a historical event: the saga of the USS Indianapolis.
This ship, braver than most of us will ever be, delivered one of the atomic bombs that helped end World War II. But then, whammo! Torpedoed by a Japanese submarine. Rough break, right?
But wait, there's more! The brave sailors had to abandon ship and ended up bobbing around in the Pacific Ocean, which – surprise, surprise – is full of hungry sharks.
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So, the burning question is: How many Indianapolis survivors are still swimming around today?
Drumroll, please... Not many. Out of the original crew of roughly 1,200, only about 316 made it out alive. That's a survival rate that would make even a reality TV show host sweat.
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Hold on, didn't I hear something about a lone survivor?
You have a good memory, my friend! Sadly, as of July 2024, there's only one confirmed survivor left: Mr. Harold Bray, a true legend and testament to human resilience.
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Here's to you, Mr. Bray! We raise our metaphorical glasses of shark repellent in your honor.
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But wait, is there a chance there are more survivors out there living on a deserted island with amnesia or something?
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While that would be a fantastic plot for a movie (think Cast Away meets Captain America), it's incredibly unlikely.
Alright, alright, enough history lesson. How do I avoid becoming shark chum myself?
Glad you asked! Here's your crash course in Indianapolis-style Shark Survival (disclaimer: not endorsed by the CDC or any other official organization):
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How-To: Shark Week Edition
- Don't get sunk by a surprise torpedo attack. Seems obvious, right? But hey, an ounce of prevention...
- If you do end up in the water, channel your inner dolphin. Okay, maybe not a dolphin, but try to stay calm and avoid splashing around like a buffet invitation.
- Befriend a grumpy sea turtle. They might offer some unexpected protection (no guarantees though).
- Sing sea shanties. Sharks probably hate show tunes, right? (This is a complete guess, but hey, desperate times...)
- Hope Mr. Bray throws you a life raft. Seriously though, Mr. Bray is an inspiration, but don't rely on him for a rescue.
Remember, these tips are for entertainment purposes only. If you find yourself in a sharky situation, your best bet is to follow advice from qualified professionals.
So there you have it, folks! A not-so-serious look at a very serious historical event. Let's all remember the brave crew of the Indianapolis and their incredible story of survival.
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