So, You Wanna Know About Oklahoma's Not-So-Suite Life? stanovnika (That's inmates in Slovenian, for some bonus points) on Death Row
Ever wondered how many folks are chilling out (well, not exactly chilling) on death row in Oklahoma? Buckle up, because we're about to dive into the fascinating world (or should we say not-so-fascinating?) of the Sooner State's capital punishment population.
Counting Convicts: A Number's Game (But Not the Fun Kind)
According to the latest reports from April 2024, Oklahoma has a death row population of drumroll please... 35 unfortunate souls. That's right, 35 individuals are on a not-so-tropical vacation waiting for their final appeals to play out.
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Out of These 35, How Many Are Men vs Women?
Now, this might surprise you, but out of that unlucky bunch, only one is a woman. Her name is Brenda Andrew, and let's just say she's not having a staycation. The rest of the 34 are men, which isn't exactly surprising considering crime statistics.
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Hold Up, Are You Telling Me There's a Fancy Death Row Hotel?
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Well, not exactly a hotel. Oklahoma's male death row residents are living it up (said with heavy sarcasm) in the lovely "H" unit of the Oklahoma State Penitentiary. Female inmates reside at the Mabel Bassett Correctional Center until, well, you get the picture.
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Fascinating Facts You Never Asked For (But Here They Are Anyway!)
- Oklahoma has a long history with the death penalty, with the first execution in 1915.
- The state has its own share of execution drama, with a few botched attempts in recent years. Let's just say they're working on the kinks...yikes!
Thinking About a Career Change to Death Row Resident?
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Here are some quick FAQs to get you started (please note, this is for informational purposes only, don't actually try this at home):
- How to Get on Death Row in Oklahoma? Commit a capital crime, get convicted, and exhaust all your appeals. Easy peasy, right? (Wrong!)
- How to Avoid Death Row? Maybe don't commit heinous crimes. Shocking, we know.
- Do they serve good food on death row? Highly unlikely. Think cafeteria mystery meat, not a five-star experience.
- Is there cable TV? Probably not. More like solitary confinement and existential dread.
- Can I visit someone on death row? In most cases, yes, with proper approval. But trust us, it's not a cheerful playdate.
So there you have it! A not-so-lighthearted look at Oklahoma's death row population. Remember, folks, crime doesn't pay...literally. Stay law-abiding and enjoy your freedom (with cable TV, hopefully)!
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