The McMenamins Portland Pub Crawl: A Quest for Brews and Quirky History (Without Getting Lost)
Ah, Portland. The City of Roses, the land of weird (in a good way) and wonderful. And of course, it's practically synonymous with McMenamins – those havens of history, hops, and hazels (that's hazelnut coffee, for the uninitiated). But for the uninitiated pub-crawler, a crucial question arises: just how many McMenamins are there in Portland, anyway?
More Than You Can Shake a Stick At (Probably Don't Shake a Stick)
The answer, my friend, is a glorious bunch. As of today, there are more McMenamins scattered around Portland than soggy umbrellas on a rainy day (which is saying something). We're talking well over 20 locations, each one a unique gem with its own quirky charm. You've got the historic Bagdad Theater & Pub, a former movie palace turned beer haven. Then there's the Kennedy School, where you can sip a pint in a former classroom (though hopefully the history lesson involves more IPAs and less memorizing state capitals).
But Wait, There's More! (Because Seriously, There Is)
But hold on to your hats (or should we say, fedoras, because this is Portland after all), because the McMenamins empire extends beyond the city limits. Venture into the suburbs and you'll find even more establishments, each adding to the McMenamins tapestry.
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
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So, How Do You Conquer Them All?
Let's be honest, tackling every McMenamins in one epic pub crawl is a feat for champions (or those with livers of iron). But fear not, intrepid explorer! Here's a survival guide:
- Pace Yourself: This isn't a sprint, it's a marathon (of delicious pub fare and handcrafted brews).
- Designate a Driver: Because let's face it, those Ruby Suns aren't exactly known for their sobriety-inducing properties.
- Embrace the Weird: Every McMenamins has its own story, some stranger than others. Roll with it – that's half the fun!
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How To FAQs:
How to find the closest McMenamins?
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McMenamins has a handy dandy location finder on their website:
How to choose which McMenamins to visit?
Tip: Scroll slowly when the content gets detailed.
Do you fancy a historic theater pub, a converted schoolhouse, or maybe a soak in a spa with a rooftop soaking pool? (Yes, you read that right). Browse the McMenamins website and pick your poison (er, beverage)
How to score a deal on McMenamins eats and drinks?
Check their website for happy hour specials and other ongoing promotions.
How to avoid feeling overwhelmed by McMenamins options?
Tip: Don’t skim — absorb.
Don't try to do it all at once! Pick a few locations that pique your interest and make a day (or two) of it.
How to know you've experienced Portland the McMenamins way?
Easy – if you end up with a belly full of pub fare, a brain full of trivia (did you know that the Kennedy School once housed a taxidermy department?), and a newfound appreciation for the quirky magic of Portland, then you've done it right. Now, go forth and explore, my friend!
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