The Great Oklahoma Mountain Lion: Fact, Fiction, and Maybe a House Cat or Two
Ah, the Oklahoma mountain lion. A creature shrouded in mystery, whispered about in hushed tones around campfires (or maybe just at the water cooler). Do these majestic beasts truly roam the Sooner State? The answer, my friends, is a resounding... maybe.
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The Not-So-Hairy Truth
Let's dispel some myths right meow (get it?). Mountain lions, also known as cougars or pumas, used to be plentiful in Oklahoma. But thanks to the whole "settlings popping up everywhere" thing, their numbers dwindled faster than a plate of grandma's pecan pie at Thanksgiving. Today, there's no confirmed breeding population. Bummer, right?
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So, You're Saying There's a Chance...
Here's the thing: There have been sightings! Eleven, to be exact, all confirmed by the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation. These were likely lone cats passing through, maybe hitching a ride on a southbound cloud (mountain lions are known for their impressive hitchhiking skills).
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Now, this doesn't mean there's a pride of mountain lions living in your aunt's attic. But hey, it is Oklahoma, and who knows what wonders lurk beneath the surface (or, you know, in the tall grass).
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Fun Fact: Oklahoma Mountain Lion or Particularly Ambitious House Cat?
Let's be honest, sometimes that rustling in the bushes is just Fluffy on the prowl. Here's a tip: If you see a mysterious cat-shaped shadow, consider the following:
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- Size: Mountain lions are BIG. Like, seriously big. Think cheetah on steroids, not Garfield after a lasagna binge.
- Tail: A mountain lion's tail is long and doesn't have a bushy tip – more like a furry whip. Fluffers, on the other hand, are all about the bottlebrush.
- Roars vs. Meows: This one's a giveaway. If it sounds like a demon on vacation, it's probably not Mittens.
How To FAQs:
- How To Tell the Difference Between a Mountain Lion and My House Cat? See "Fun Fact" above. If in doubt, assume mountain lion and back away slowly.
- How To Befriend a Mountain Lion? Don't. These are wild animals, not cuddle buddies.
- How To Survive a Mountain Lion Encounter? Again, don't encourage a meeting. But if one does happen, make yourself look BIG, yell, and back away slowly.
- How To Lure a Mountain Lion Out of My Basement? If you even have to ask this, call animal control immediately.
- How To Start a Mountain Lion Fan Club in Oklahoma? We're all for it! Just remember, keep it admiration from afar.
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