So, How Deadly Was Indianapolis Last Year? Don't Worry, We Won't Hold You Hostage for the Answer
Look, we all know 2023 wasn't exactly sunshine and rainbows everywhere. But hey, at least you haven't gotten a morbid curiosity itch about Indianapolis's murder rate, right? Right?
Well, if you did (and you're among friends here), then buckle up, because we're about to dive into the not-so-thrilling world of crime statistics (with a healthy dose of humor to keep things from getting too dark).
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| How Many Murders In Indianapolis Last Year |
The Body Count: A Statistical Breakdown (Minus the Actual Bodies)
Here's the skinny: 2023 saw a decrease in homicides compared to the two previous years. We're talking 171 criminal homicides, which sounds like a lot (because, well, it is), but it's a nearly 19% drop from 2022. Progress? Maybe?
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
But hold on to your fedoras, because there's a twist! There was a sharp increase in non-criminal homicides, jumping from a measly 15 in 2022 to a whopping 45 in 2023. So, what gives? Well, that my friend, requires a deep dive into the world of legalese and police classifications, which frankly, is drier than a week-old bagel.
The takeaway? Things are moving in a (slightly) positive direction, but there's still room for improvement.
QuickTip: Read step by step, not all at once.
Fun Facts That No One Asked For (But Here They Are Anyway)
- The number of homicides involving folks under 18 spiked last year. Looks like even teenagers are stressed these days.
- Gunshot wounds were still the leading cause of death in most homicides. Here's a crazy thought: maybe we should make guns a little harder to get? Just a suggestion.
- The clearance rate for homicides (meaning the number of cases solved) is less than half. Insert detective Pikachu meme here.
Feeling Morbid? Us Too. Here are Some Frequently Asked Questions (to Distract You from the Darkness)
How to avoid becoming a statistic? Simple - don't get murdered! But seriously, be aware of your surroundings, trust your gut, and maybe avoid sketchy back alleys at night.
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How to help reduce crime? There's no one-size-fits-all answer, but supporting community programs, advocating for better mental health resources, and being a good neighbor are all great places to start.
QuickTip: Stop scrolling fast, start reading slow.
How to get the official statistics? The Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department (IMPD) website is a good resource
How to deal with the existential dread that creeps in after reading about murder rates? Retail therapy? Distraction with cute animal videos? We won't judge.
Tip: Don’t skip — flow matters.
How to make light of a serious topic? Apparently, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a touch of self-deprecating humor. At least that's what we're going with here.
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