Texas: Where Football is a Religion (and There Are Only Two NFL Teams)
Okay, football fans, let’s talk turkey, or rather, let’s talk Texas football. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Texas? Football? Huge stadiums, passionate fans, and a whole lotta touchdowns, right?” Well, you’re not wrong. But let’s clear something up right away: Texas only has two NFL teams. Two. Count ‘em. Two.
The Lone Star State, the Lone Star Teams
You might be wondering, "How can a state as massive as Texas only have two NFL teams?" Well, I’m not sure if it's a cosmic joke or a cruel twist of fate, but there you have it. Maybe all the other teams are too scared to challenge the dominance of the ones we do have? Or perhaps they’re saving up their energy for a mega-state showdown. Who knows?
But let's not dwell on what could have been. Let's celebrate what we do have: the Dallas Cowboys and the Houston Texans. Two franchises that have brought joy, heartbreak, and plenty of drama to the Lone Star State.
Cowboys: America’s Team (Or So They Say)
The Dallas Cowboys. Need I say more? Okay, I will. They’re like the Brad Pitt of the NFL: everyone knows them, they’ve got a massive fanbase, and they’ve had their fair share of ups and downs. They’re the team that makes everyone else feel like the underdog (even if they’re not).
The Houston Texans: Underdogs No More
Then there’s the Houston Texans. The relative newcomers to the NFL scene, they’ve come a long way since their inception. With a passionate fanbase and a growing reputation, the Texans are proving that they’re not just here to fill a space; they’re here to compete.
So, there you have it. Texas, the land of wide-open spaces and even wider-open hearts when it comes to football, has two NFL teams. It might not be the number you expected, but it’s the number we’ve got. And hey, maybe that’s part of the charm.
How To... NFL Texas Edition
- How to be a true Texas football fan: Embrace both the Cowboys and the Texans, even if it feels like choosing between chocolate and peanut butter.
- How to survive a Cowboys-Texans game: Wear neutral colors, stock up on snacks, and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions.
- How to impress your Texan friends with football knowledge: Know the difference between a bootleg and a screen pass.
- How to handle disappointment when your team loses: Remember, there’s always next season (and plenty of barbecue to help you cope).
- How to enjoy the NFL season to the fullest: Cherish every game, every touchdown, and every bone-crunching hit.
