The Great Oklahoma Nuke Debacle: How Many Yeehaws Does It Take for a Boom?
Ever lose sleep wondering just how much firepower Oklahoma might be packing? Fear not, citizens of the world, for we delve into the delightful world of Sooner State stockpiles!
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| How Many Nukes Does Oklahoma Have |
Now, hold on there, Buckaroo!
Before you get all "Red Dawn" on us, nuclear weapons are very much off-limits to individual states. That whole mushroom cloud business is strictly under federal control. Oklahoma might have a mean air force base (Tinker!), but it's not exactly housing a personal arsenal of atomic bombs.
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But wait! What about that secret underground layer beneath the State Fairgrounds?
Ah, yes, the whispers and rumors. Folks, that's just the butter sculpture storage. They take their butter cows seriously in Oklahoma, and rightfully so.
So, if Oklahoma doesn't have nukes, who does?
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That, my friends, is a question best left to the grown-ups in fancy suits and briefcases. Let's just say, enough to make anyone go "Holy catfish!" But luckily, they're all very well guarded and, hopefully, will never need to be used.
Now, on to the important stuff: Oklahoma's Real Weapons of Mass Deliciousness
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- Fried Onion Burgers: These bad boys are a heart attack on a plate, but oh so worth it.
- Barbecue: From brisket to ribs, Oklahoma takes their BBQ seriously. Get ready for a flavor explosion.
- Tulsa's Art Deco District: This architectural gem is a feast for the eyes.
See? Oklahoma's got firepower, just not the kind that levels cities.
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How-To FAQ on Oklahoma
How to Talk Sooner? Learn to say "bless your heart" and mean it.
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How to Get Your Fill of Fried Food? Head to any small-town diner.
How to Two-Step? Enroll in lessons or just fake it till you make it.
How to Find the Best BBQ? Ask a local. They'll be happy to point you in the right direction.
How to Enjoy Oklahoma? Come hungry, wear comfy shoes, and be prepared to have a good time!
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