Bridge Over Troubled Waters (or Lack Thereof)
So, you want to know how many people kicked the bucket when that Baltimore bridge decided to take a swan dive into the river, huh? Well, buckle up, because this story is about as dramatic as a cat chasing a laser pointer (but with way more concrete and water involved).
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A Bridge Too Far?
Let's start with the basics. We're talking about the Francis Scott Key Bridge, a structure that apparently had a serious case of Monday morning blues. One fine day (or rather, night), it decided to have a little chat with a cargo ship. The ship, being the rude guest it was, didn’t exactly knock politely. It more like barged in and caused a colossal hissy fit that ended with the bridge taking a plunge.
Six Feet Under the Bridge
Now, about those poor souls who were unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The official tally stands at six brave individuals who lost their lives in this aquatic adventure. They were hard-working construction workers, just trying to make a living and fill some potholes, and then bam, their world turned upside down (literally).
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A Bridge Too Far (Part 2: Electric Boogaloo)
The aftermath was a chaotic mix of rescue efforts, salvage operations, and a whole lot of head-scratching. Divers were sent in to play underwater detectives, searching for clues and bodies. It was like a real-life version of that one scene in "Titanic," but with less Leonardo DiCaprio and more hard hats.
When Bridges Attack
This whole ordeal has left us all questioning the structural integrity of bridges everywhere. Are they secretly plotting against us? Do they have a grudge against cars and people? Only time will tell. In the meantime, let's all try to be extra nice to bridges. Maybe bring them some flowers or something.
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FAQ: Bridge-Related Shenanigans
How to avoid being on a bridge when it decides to go for a swim?
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- Easy, avoid bridges altogether. Become a hermit. Or invest in a really good pair of wings.
How to become a bridge inspector with a fear of heights?
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- Develop a serious love for virtual reality. Or find a new career.
How to build a bridge that’s actually immune to ships and tantrums?
- Consult with a marine biologist and a therapist for the bridge. Or just build it out of rubber.
How to prevent bridges from having midlife crises?
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- Regular bridge massages and spa days. Or maybe just better engineering.
How to make friends with a bridge?
- Offer it free tolls. Or learn to speak bridge-ese.
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