Bridge Over Troubled Waters (or Not)
So, you wanna know how many people got hurt on the Baltimore bridge, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions (probably not).
Let's get one thing straight: nobody wants to see a bridge collapse. It's like watching a really expensive Jenga game go horribly wrong, but with way more concrete involved. And people. Poor people.
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Casualty Count: More Drama Than a Reality Show
But hey, accidents happen. Even to bridges. When they do, it's usually a big mess. There were definitely some injuries, and sadly, some fatalities. But pinpointing an exact number of injured people is like trying to count grains of sand on a beach while wearing oven mitts.
QuickTip: Pay attention to first and last sentences.
The aftermath is like untangling a really complicated ball of yarn: rescue efforts, investigations, finger-pointing, and a whole lot of red tape. So, while the death toll is sadly confirmed, the exact number of injured people is still being tallied.
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
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Who Knew Bridges Were So Fragile?
I mean, come on. It's a bridge. It's supposed to be sturdy, the silent, stoic guardian of our waterways, not a drama queen who throws a tantrum and collapses at the first sign of trouble. But hey, at least it gave us a new appreciation for civil engineering.
Reminder: Reading twice often makes things clearer.
Remember: The bridge didn't do this on purpose. It was probably just having a really bad day. Let's cut it some slack.
How to...
- How to avoid being on a collapsing bridge: Easy, don't be on a collapsing bridge. Duh.
- How to become a bridge engineer: Study hard, get good grades, and hope bridges don't have a grudge against you.
- How to build a bridge that won't collapse: Hire a really good engineer. Or just use a pontoon bridge. Those things are practically indestructible.
- How to deal with the emotional trauma of witnessing a bridge collapse: Therapy, chocolate, and maybe a pet iguana.
- How to find out more about the Baltimore bridge collapse: Google it. Or just wait for the next season of your favorite disaster reality show.
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