The Great Baltimore Bridge Blunder
So, you've heard about the Baltimore bridge collapse, huh? Let's dive into this watery mess.
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A Bridge Too Far?
First things first, let's get this straight: nobody knows the exact number of people who passed on the Baltimore bridge. Unless they were carrying a really long, really heavy loaf of bread, that’s not likely to happen.
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What did happen was a pretty dramatic bridge collapse. Imagine a giant Jenga tower made of steel, but instead of wooden blocks, you've got cars and trucks. And instead of gracefully toppling over, it just... splats into the water. Not ideal.
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Who Went for a Swim?
Now, as for the people who took an unexpected dip in the Patapsco River, that’s a different story. We’re talking about the folks who were actually on the bridge when it decided to become a marine obstacle course. Reports suggest that around 20 people might have been involved in this impromptu aquatic adventure.
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But here's the kicker: nobody knows for sure. Some people managed to swim to safety, others were rescued by heroic bystanders, and sadly, some didn't make it. It's a tragic situation, and our hearts go out to everyone involved.
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The Blame Game
Naturally, everyone wants to know who's to blame for this aquatic fiasco. Was it the bridge? The ship? The weather? Or maybe it was just a really bad day for bridges? Investigations are ongoing, and until we have some concrete answers, it's best to avoid pointing fingers.
Moving Forward
While the bridge collapse is undoubtedly a major setback for Baltimore, the city is already working hard to rebuild and recover. It's a testament to the resilience of the human spirit, or maybe just a desperate attempt to avoid another watery catastrophe.
Remember: Disasters like this can happen anywhere, so it's important to be prepared. Always wear a life jacket when crossing a bridge, and if you see a bridge that looks like it might be about to do a belly flop, steer clear.
How To...
- How to avoid becoming a human cannonball: Stay off bridges during storms and high winds.
- How to be a bridge-building expert: Hire a qualified engineer.
- How to swim like a fish (in case of emergencies): Take swimming lessons.
- How to support the Baltimore community: Donate to local relief efforts.
- How to find humor in a tragic situation: Remember, laughter is the best medicine (but maybe not right away).
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