Ultra Miami 2023: A Sea of Rave-goers
So, you’re wondering how many people actually lost their minds at Ultra Miami 2023? Let’s dive into this head-scratcher.
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A Crowd So Big, It Could Start Its Own Country
Picture this: a massive, pulsating organism of humanity, united by the love of electronic music. That was Ultra Miami 2023. Trying to count the exact number of people there is like trying to count the grains of sand on a nudist beach - it's possible, but why would you?
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Let's just say it was a lot of people. Like, seriously a lot. Enough people to populate a small city. Enough people to cause a minor traffic jam in another dimension. Enough people to make a coordinated rave wave visible from space (probably).
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The Official Numbers Game
Now, for those of you who like cold, hard facts (what’s the fun in that?), the official estimate was around 165,000 people. But let’s be honest, that's like saying there are only 365 days in a year. We all know there's that extra day we mysteriously find every February. So, let's just round it up to a quarter of a million and call it a day.
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How to Estimate the Unestimable
If you're still not satisfied with this vague answer (and let's face it, who is?), here's a fun little exercise:
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- Find a video of the main stage: Look for a wide shot that captures the entire crowd.
- Print a screenshot: Yes, old school.
- Get a ruler: Measure the height and width of the crowd in the picture.
- Do some math: Assuming an average person takes up about 2 square feet of space, calculate the total area occupied by the crowd.
- Multiply by infinity: Because let's face it, there's no way to accurately count that many people.
Disclaimer: This method is not scientifically accurate and may result in wildly inaccurate results. But hey, it's fun!
How To... Ultra Edition
- How to survive Ultra: Hydrate, wear comfortable shoes, and never let go of your friends.
- How to find your friends at Ultra: Agree on a meeting point, use a GPS tracker, or just hope for the best.
- How to recover from Ultra: Sleep, eat healthy food, and avoid loud noises.
- How to relive Ultra: Look at pictures and videos, listen to the music, and plan for next year.
- How to convince your boss to let you go to Ultra: Offer to work double shifts for the rest of the year. Or, you know, just quit and become a DJ.
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