San Diego: Scoring Machine...or Not? A Deep Dive (Kind Of)
Ah, San Diego. Land of sunshine, beaches, and...uh...well, what exactly is San Diego known for in the sporting world, points-wise? Buckle up, trivia enthusiasts (or those desperately avoiding work emails), because we're about to embark on a thrilling investigation!
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| How Many Points Does San Diego Average |
The Great Point Quest: Aztec Edition
First on our list, the San Diego State Aztecs. These guys are known for their defense, a brick wall that makes opposing teams cry into their protein shakes. But what about offense? Spoiler alert: They don't exactly rain three-pointers like it's storming fish tacos. In the 2023-24 season, the Aztecs averaged a respectable, but not exactly record-breaking, 74.1 points per game. Fun fact: They once scored a whopping 149 points in a single game...in 1999. So yeah, they can score when they want to, they just prefer playing keep-away with the ball (and the other team's points).
The University of San Diego Toreros: All Hail the Average!
Tip: Stop when you find something useful.
Over at the University of San Diego, things get a touch...average. The Toreros put up a cool 72.5 points per game last season, which is basically the scoring equivalent of a lukewarm cup of coffee. Not bad, not great, just there. Although, hey, at least they're consistent!
So, How Many Points Does San Diego Average? It Depends...
As you can see, dear reader, the answer depends entirely on which San Diego team you're talking about. The Aztecs are a defensive powerhouse, happy to grind out low-scoring victories. The Toreros, well, they just score the average amount of points an average team scores.
But wait, there's more! Did you know that the San Diego Chargers (now the Los Angeles Chargers, sniff) used to average a much higher number of points? We're talking a whopping 22.2 points per game all-time. Take that, lukewarm coffee!
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## San Diego Points FAQ
Alright, alright, I know what you're thinking. This whole points thing is getting confusing. Fear not, for I have compiled a list of burning questions (courtesy of yours truly) with nice and simple answers.
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How to sound like a San Diego sports expert (without actually knowing anything):
Tip: Read once for flow, once for detail.
Just say "The Aztecs' defense is a force to be reckoned with." Bonus points if you throw in "They play a very strategic game."
How to avoid talking about San Diego sports altogether:
Feign complete disinterest and mutter something about the weather being lovely.
How to convince your friends you're a stat wiz:
QuickTip: Pause when something feels important.
Casually drop the phrase "74.1 points per game" in conversation. Act nonchalant, like it's no big deal.
How to ensure you never get invited back to a San Diego sports bar:
Cheer for the opposing team. Trust me, it's not worth the dirty looks.
How to appreciate San Diego for what it truly is:
A place with beautiful beaches, delicious food, and maybe, just maybe, a decent basketball game or two.
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