The Great Boston Rainy Weekend Regatta of 2023: A Meteorological Mishap
Ah, 2023. A year etched in Boston's memory not for its record-breaking Red Sox season (although, let's be honest, there wasn't much competition), but for something far less delightful: rain. We're not talking a rogue April shower or a grumpy Tuesday downpour. No, friends, this was a summer-long aquatic extravaganza, a weekend-wrecking downpour derby.
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When the Skies Opened Up and the Fun Shut Down
If you dared to make plans that involved sunshine and picnics between June and September of 2023, well, you were playing a risky game. Statistics show (because who doesn't love a good statistic to quantify their misery?), that a whopping 13 out of 19 weekends were graced – or should we say grayscaled – by measurable rainfall. That's right, folks. More weekends than not were suitable only for perfecting your indoor lobster roll recipe (because let's face it, even the hardiest New Englander doesn't fancy a soggy bun).
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Here's a breakdown by month, just for kicks:
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- June: Every single weekend – a clean sweep for Mother Nature.
- July: Not much better, with 3 out of 5 weekends succumbing to the sprinkle gods.
- August: A glimmer of hope! Only 1 soggy Saturday and Sunday.
- September: Did September learn its lesson? Nope, 4 out of the last 5 weekends were washouts.
So, the big question remains: How much rain are we talking about? Well, enough to dampen your spirits, but not enough to float an ark (although some residents might argue otherwise). We're talking measurable amounts, which in meteorological terms is anything more than a thimbleful – at least 0.01 inches.
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The Silver Linings (Maybe?)
Okay, okay, we admit it. This wasn't exactly a banner year for outdoor enthusiasts. But hey, there's always a silver lining, right? Here are a few, courtesy of yours truly:
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- Amphibious Achievement Awards: We should totally institute an award for those who braved the elements the most. Maybe a golden umbrella or a lifetime supply of waterproof socks?
- Local Businesses Rejoiced: Board game cafes, movie theaters, and indoor rock climbing gyms – you guys were the real winners this summer!
- Boston Became Venice (Almost): Okay, so maybe not Venice, but hey, at least we can all say we've canoed down Commonwealth Avenue... in spirit.
How to Deal with Boston's Rainy Days: A Five-Step Guide
Alright, alright, enough with the dramatics. Here's a quick and dirty guide to surviving Boston's potential future downpours:
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- How to stay entertained indoors? Board games, museums, that immersive Van Gogh experience you've been putting off – the possibilities are endless (and dry)!
- How to perfect the art of puddle-jumping? Invest in some good rain boots and embrace your inner child. Just don't splash anyone important.
- How to make the most of a rainy picnic? Plastic wrap is your friend! Pack finger foods, a thermos of hot cocoa, and some cozy blankets for an indoor picnic adventure.
- How to find the best rainy day deals? Many attractions offer discounts on rainy days. Do some research and snag yourself a bargain!
- How to maintain your sanity? Acceptance is key. Embrace the rain, channel your inner mermaid, and remember, sunshine (eventually) returns to even the gloomiest of cities.
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